joanna 🖖🏼

shit just got way too vibey

[Dani Gomez @DaniGomezComedy]

What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I know a caesar salad hate to see me coming.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

shawty may or may not be like a melody in my head

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Sharks I am requesting $100 it is a matter of life and death

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

I heard that rent for that hole in the Fan is $1500 a month

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

[IG: Hair_ByMel.xo 💇🏾‍♀️✨ @AmorasQueen]

FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC

[Caitie @hammlittle]

me high as shit staring at the taco bell menu

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’m afraid i peaked here

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

prosciutto by the foot

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

GERD gang rise up

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

hit me with a draw 58 and i’mma draw sumn alright just you wait right here