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[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

This week I was trying to teach my one year old niece how to say happy birthday and instead I taught her how to call me dumb. So there’s that that. 🙃

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

I know I have hyperacusis so I hear a lot more than most people in general, but damn. They don’t even try do keep doctor/patient conversations private at this office. I can hear no less than four different conversations right now. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙉

[Tricia Luna @TriciaM_Luna]

So to everyone who told me to watch #Euphoria I would have appreciated the warning about Eric Dane — McSteamy will never be the same 😢

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

Out of the seven weeks this year I have been to eight doctor appointments. So there’s that.

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

First shot down. Honestly, waaaay easier than the b12 shots I used to give myself. So, there’s that.

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

“Once you start this medicine, you really can’t ever fall because of internal bleeding.” I mean, since I became handicapped I’ve only fallen four times. But I run into shit a lot. So that’s concerning.

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

Have you ever been so irritated with the staff at your doctor’s office but you also know how doctors office works but also, you have a mother fucking blood clot in your arm? So call me the fuck back? Because, me too.

[E! News @enews]

Today's the only day you can RT this. Happy holidays, friends. (📷: HBO)

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

How has it been three years? 🌻

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

Today I caught spit up in my hand so I could save my freshly washed jeans. It worked. But 🤢

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

For a person who hates when my hands are dirty I always wonder why I got into gardening. 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

@TriciaM_Luna Saaaaaame

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

How has it been two years? 💛💚🌻

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Van Jones was emotional talking about Joe Biden becoming the next President of the United States

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

Literally my face as his ankle turned. Nooooooo.

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

One of my best friends is getting married right now and I’m not in Dallas for it. Fuck this pandemic. Wear your damn mask so this shit will end. 😒

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

@TriciaM_Luna That’s the level I need to get on. Best hype man ever.

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

@TriciaM_Luna

[theoretical smoker @laribirb]

let me be the dan levy to your annie murphy

[joanna sanchez @joannasanchez]

@TriciaM_Luna @quayaustralia Damn.

[Tricia Luna @TriciaM_Luna]

The only way to celebrate #nationaltequilladay is with a margarita!