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I just wanted to scream into the void for a moment. My recently widowed dad just got engaged to a woman who is younger than me, a person we don't know at all, not 8 months after my much loved step-mom, died of cancer. I don't know what to do with these feelings.
@erin_simmer I always hated the garter toss. At our wedding we didn't have the garter, I didn't carry flowers, I had no veil and I didn't wear white. I did take his last name but only because his last name is easier to spell.
Just curious because I know others out there must play #dungeonsanddragons and #thesims4? I just put my D&D character in my #thesims game. I'm terrible at drawing and I wanted a way to show what she looks like. So I built her in #thesims CAS. Anyone else do this? #ShowUsYourSims
Last night dreamed that Ivanka Trump was working out at my gym and we got into a fight. I yelled, "I will punch you in the boob and use your lip gloss to grease the wheels of justice!" And then I woke up.
Welcome to tonight's debate focus group. First, let me introduce you to tonight's panel of undecided voters. It's those fucking nitwits in the seats over there. Would you all like something to drink, or would you prefer boiling water poured on your genitals? I know, tough call.