Joanna Urton

Do all things with kindness.

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

My friend's two year old just named her first cat after me and I don't know if I've ever been more proud in my life.

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@kirstwestpfahl FoREAL! 🚗 #behumble #sitdown

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

Whoever told me getting your nose pierced doesn't hurt was a liar and I feel betrayed. 😫

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever picked up food to go and then ate it in your car?

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Okkkk see ya there love nugget 😘

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Ok! This one is not at Outland?

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Yayayay! What time you going

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Well shoot dang maybe so! Adam might be here, so is it okay if he comes??

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured I don't think so! I just work till five

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured I miss u

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Mermaid poopstain

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

Constantly working my life away. 💀

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

When you go out to eat with your nonserver friends and they start acting complicated AF

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

❤ @kirstwestpfahl got a twitter ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

If you ever want to feel 100% unsafe, spend 2 hours in the Auto Center at Wal-Mart.

[Joanna Urton @joannaurton]

@horti_cultured Heck yeah! Also you need to knit me another beanie, mermaid.