Joan Semple

Born at 314ppm. Sister. Wife. Mom. Nana. Nature lover. Planet worrier. All observations most def my own since the 1970s.

[Joan Semple @joanquigley]

@ckyys @BraydonMaz It’s actually pretty bad photo retouching & I don’t think it was done by our newest member from Toronto – St Paul’s. Pro tip: Photoshop might have yielded better results.

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@ThatEricAlper I'd never watched Modern Family & started binging on it in Sept 2020; late at night, after my husband went to bed. Thru 11 seasons, I was endeared with the Pritchetts & Dunphys & I went to bed with a big smile on my face every single night — thru the darkest time in our lives.

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@diana_murphy613 Thank you, Diana. For the past year+ I have struggled with the hatred, misinformation and disinformation on X. Thanks to you — NOW I am done. This place is a cesspool of ugliness.

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@diana_murphy613 @BusskiR I think Diana is just a hateful person.

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@Raffi_RC You did very well. I recently bought new stereo equipment & I’m in the process of reviving my 50 year old vinyl collection. Just opened another box of records & look what I found! My kids — now in their mid-forties — loved this one (and so did I). What a treasure.

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@RealHickory Mike, what are you doing? we’re supposed to keep the kids out of the spotlight.

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@StormyBird02 @RealHickory

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@RealHickory Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Barron, why start now? But if it was Ivanka…

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@deonandan Well, I haven’t seen ANY cheesecakes from Doug Ford lately. Just sayin’.

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@finlaysongordon @lindalisten20 @VoteYYJWilliams But, but…it’s called RRSP not ECWYWTDII (emergency cash whenever you want to dip into it).

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@VoteYYJWilliams Newsflash: business owners who haven’t bothered to contribute to a sound business plan for retirement are fools. Look at taxi plate owners who thought their plates would carry them through old age until Uber came along and destroyed their false sense of security. Idiots.

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@joncoopertweets … the adderall shortage has hit him hard.

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@iantheCROAT Escape is at Hand for the Travelling Man - The Hip.

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@MGD55662209 @BestStephenD @JustinTrudeau @theJagmeetSingh I guess you don’t use roads or schools or hospitals. Capitalism only works with a heaping tablespoon of socialism mixed in, my friend.

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@jonjominns @drkeithsiau And inhaled steroid treatment.

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@TorontoStar So here we slide down the slippery slope of overt racism. How’s this even legal? My momma always said you get the government you deserve.

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@RedWave_Press @EdKrassen If he could just clap his trap he’d have a chance. But chances of that are well, zilch.

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@LGSentinel @Scribulatora Oh noooo, I kinda thought something might be up. Thanks for the update. I’m really gonna miss that dame on here. 😔😔

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@Raffi_RC I LOVED that book. Hilariously funny.

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@Srl82Shawn @BestStephenD @PnPCBC Under attack? Can you define this a little better?