Joao Almeida

Everything enjoyable is either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

@SouthamptonFC Was going to write a big text, but can’t be bothered. Just get him out… at least you can say you tried and show the players they should try too… this whole thing is just sad now…

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

#ChampionsELEVEN - KDB fez só o cruzamento para o OG do Militão! O golo mais importante do jogo..

[Critical Software @CriticalSftware]

What makes @criticalsftware #different? https://t.co/fhHCqoxlaQ

[Critical Software @CriticalSftware]

We were delighted to win at the #DITBusinessAwards last month and to take home an award symbolising the continuance of a history of #trade between the UK and Portugal.

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

Unfortunately could not go through the Apple Enrolment program because my credit check got declined! Thank you @Barclays for the embarrassment!

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

My friend wants to take a car loan under my name. What should I do? https://t.co/UG4NieAHnm

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

Ahahaha... this made me laugh all the way to the office!!! https://t.co/DANzHGEVjX

[Microsoft Business UK @MSFTBusinessUK]

Here’s how the cloud will help employees work anywhere, anytime #transformingbusiness https://t.co/YzgGApjIAs

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

@martaprv Ja estive em Portugal duas semanas. Agora estou de volta! Foste para ficar ou ainda voltas?

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

@martaprv Ainda por UK? Bjocas

[Joao Almeida @joaoafonsoba]

@martaprv Vou dizer mais uma vez! Madrid - Budapest = aprox. 120€ e 3 horas de viagem! Queres melhor? http://t.co/tpyphYPmww
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