joão

smalldickphobic

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning

european office at 4pm:

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I was born to slay but i’m forced to work

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

bridgit mendler is slaying omg

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

these girls sound good and i wish them no harm but if this happened to me i would end up on the no fly list

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just learned about the iowa husband calling competition

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

A good heart will attract blessings.

[joão @joaoalvesluis]

@emsgonc coragem. been there, done that

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me getting socks as a Christmas present as a child: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

me getting socks as a Christmas present now: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

my love language is physical touch i need to be this close!!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sex during winter is exhausting like hold on let me take off my 4 pairs of socks and both of my jeans first

[sam @algokiddo]

literalmente

[faith @faiththegemini]

Him: You can’t handle this d…

Me:

[joão @joaoalvesluis]

him but okay

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[after eating her out] ☝️check please!

[i like food @messedupfoods]

mccum sandwich