joao

🙈

[Rifat @rifatfarhan28]

Me when someone I don't even know beats cancer:

[🦇 @Lionlovera_]

no importa en el lugar mas bajo que estes, no importa si tocaste fondo, siempre habrá una salida, una forma de crecer, hasta la muerte, toda derrota es temporal

[Maester @Tekanomo_]

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

If the algorithm brought you here that means you are due for a win streak.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

people will disrespect you at the bottom, ignore you in the middle, & hate you at the top.

you'll never get everyone's approval. so just do you.

[joao @joaooofg]

@door_into Do u consider grok to be your bestfriend?

[Odinas @Uodinas]

Real Madrid winning the 16th UCL
Portugal winning the world cup
Ronaldo 1000th goal

[Mr Sent Man @GtanLord]

Your bank balance by august 30th 2026:

$1,937,718.21

CLAIM IT!

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

As a man you’ll live a happier life when you realise that putting a woman first is absolutely useless because she’ll always pick her emotions and wellbeing before yours

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

This.

[KYLE @KyleForgeard]

Theres been a lot said online about me, Steve and Nelk. Here are the facts.

[PICKAZZO @Oluwa118]

I WILL KEEP CLAPPING FOR OTHERS TILL IT GETS TO MY TURN.❤️👏

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Joe Rogan goes off after Steve-O defended trans people using women's bathrooms & claimed there was a push to put them in camps.

Steve-O: "I talked to this trans person... They described to me a level of oppression... 'I am not allowed to use the bathroom...'"

Rogan: "That's not true..."

Steve-O: "Politicians [are] trying to put them in internment camps."

Rogan: "Who's doing that? What politicians are saying they should be put in internment camps?... Do you know who has killed more people than ICE this year? Trans shooters."

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Two teenagers met up to buy cuban links and tried to run off with it but owner immediately pulled out a gun 😬

[blue @bluewmist]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

[Serafim @Serafim_zx]

Se matarem o Cristiano Ronaldo é papo de juntar todo mundo nesses iranianos arrombados

[Fear Bavaria 🇿🇦🔴⚪ @InshallahSZN]

Growing up is realising Ronaldo was the real hero all this time.

[⚢ wendy / nugget @tsunderebrush]

"do you know mario?"
"what mario?"
"the one that fucked you behind the closet"

[Digi @digiii]

i am a delusional optimist and i will win