joaotsunami

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Work used to be all about getting drunk and yelling but then stupid jack welch made it about “shareholder value” and “the bottom line”

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@superstar1roro @birkenstockbitc

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Would love to become an energy drink guy but I’m gonna make the health conscious choice and stick with 9 coffees a day

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This American spin off of great British baking show is just a contest to see who stuffs the most cheese in a pizza crust

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Being in your 20s in this day and age is like the part of the medicine commercial where everyone is dancing and having fun while they read out all the side effects

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@deemzpay Good to know there are still true "film buffs" out there

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"it's great, it's like the west but mid"

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The three Es of business:
Emails
Spreadsheets
Meetings

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MFs be like "I'm an audiophile" oh so you like music AND you're pretentious

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@TheOnion @DesAbelmen

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@DanPriceSeattle What’s the deal with that?!?

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People like minions because of their communist undertones

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@deemzpay Congrats!

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@deemzpay You didn’t quite get it on this one deemz but this is a good genre of tweet, keep ‘em coming

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@Hosstrevboss YES PLEASE!!!

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@denyen Thank you for your service

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How is it 2022 and people still don’t understand randomly waving your phone in the club is a terrible snapchat story

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@denyen This is a masterpiece

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What’s the deal with paying politicians…don’t they make enough off tips?

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@Hosstrevboss Finally someone said it