Texted my man “I wanna jump you like a dead car battery” and then didn’t hear anything so I texted him again a half hour later “is that hot?” If you’re wondering how good of a lover I am
I don’t who needs to hear this but if there r any guys out there with hairy chests that would let me shave Harry Styles’s face into it so I can call it “hairy styles” I would really appreciate it x
It’s not the fight at Costco that bothers me. It’s having to text the next day about the fight and be like “Also… what you said at Costco really hurt my feelings…”