Jordan Ashlee

every now and again i’ll have a good tweet just wait

[Jordan Ashlee @joashro]

maine kids: i cant believe the school didn’t give us a snowday, i’m going to crash and die
also maine kids: it’s a snowday? better drive to mcdonald’s and take an impromptu trip to the maine mall !! who’s in??

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Hi, @elonmusk. Is there a way that I/you can unverify my account so that I can change my name? I am accustomed to changing my name seasonally and I find this business of being forced to be merely John Green 100% of the time a little stifling.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog came into the house.

”Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.

“Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog.

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

This Office x Minions crossover is a dream that we've had since lunch and we're not giving it up now.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

If you're in your 20s, I can't stress this enough:

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

told my roommates our landlord was coming by in the morning so we needed to make the place look nice. i came home to find the only thing they did was put up this poster.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Another #PatsDraft in the books for this good boy.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

*Julian Edelman cut by the Patriots*

Tom Brady and the Bucs:

[#RingerNFLShow @ringernflshow]

Julian Edelman when he gets to Buccaneers facility

[Jordan Ashlee @joashro]

@atremzz an actual queen. i am in awe😍

[ethan @ethannestor]

15 days left of Unus Annus.

[Jordan Ashlee @joashro]

@atremzz kills me every time 😌 you are not alone

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Breakups are ok. Starting over is ok. Moving on is ok. Saying no is ok. Being alone is ok. What is not ok is staying somewhere where u are not happy, valued, or unappreciated, that's not ok.

[Sadie Robertson Huff @sadierob]

SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT TO SHARE THIS NEWS!

Baby we already adore you.

What I’ve learned from you already - ❤️

God has still been creating.

God is still believing in us.

God is still bringing forth LIFE.

Hope is still to come. ❤️

[ethan @ethannestor]

Spencer hopes you had a good day

[kscraps @kelly_scraps]

if i had a boyfriend i would watch him do flips into the pool and say “that was so fucking sick babe” every time

[pb 🦋 @paulaa_brookee]

had i loved ME better i wouldn’t have been in most of the situations i’ve been in.

[⚡️J Flow ⚡️ @Chief_JD]

Arizona Tea so raw for staying $1 during trials and tribulations