Joe Thomas

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[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

I asked Grok to replace the sink Elon carried into Twitter headquarters with a toilet, and it's not great, but I thought @emptywheel might enjoy it

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@CDLawPC Are you sure you're a lawyer? Did you write this pile of words?
https://t.co/co0HAmiB6b

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@elonmusk @RepJeffries This you?
https://t.co/9E0Y3HHbCM

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@elonmusk @RepJeffries This you?
https://t.co/9E0Y3HHbCM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@WallStreetMav The government doesn’t actually shut down when they say “shut down”, as all essential personnel keep working.

So … shut it down.

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@HeSlimedMeRay @TheRickWilson I was gonna say runway 18 is active

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

Did Twitter just break third party client APIs? Locked out on Tweetbot

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

First hawk visit of 2023

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@alfred_twu @that_mc @NYCTBus AhOOOOOOgah

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@burritojustice Universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

It's like they say, when everyone says you're drunk, you must be doing something right. They're probably just jealous.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

Fireball just streaked across the sky heading east

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@elakdawalla LeChat point L1

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@JonahDispatch Typo correx: “Vandenburg* standard for incitement”

*Brandenburg

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@lmc Giants fans love Vin too! He called his last game from the visitors’ broadcast booth, Kruk and Kuip reminded us. I think there’s a plaque.

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@elakdawalla I thought for a second that it was a perspective trick, somebody was holding a PCB with socketed chips close to the camera.

[theesnek.bsky.social @thee_snek]

Thomas probably dissented because his wife was texting mark Meadows or some shit

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

SOURCE CONTROL 261-2185 at Lake Merced. What is this and why does it sound like it’s having trouble starting?

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@burritojustice Did you genetically engineer a tunnel boring machine?

[Joe Thomas @Jobius]

@jefposk @burritojustice @lmc @skibuSmith @tagsavage @SF311 Outfit soft-hit posts with sensors that trigger a retractable bollard a few feet in front of them.