EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check

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[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

@KDbyProxy DOJ says 16.

https://t.co/RQdvoZGHXA

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

If every single one of these were valid (they're not) it would STILL be less serious a crime than Trump's attempt to steal the votes of 81M voters.

And holy hell it's a waste of time and itself involves committing state crimes in some places.

Why does @AAGMcDonald like crime so much?

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@AAGMcDonald: We've charged 50 non-citizens for illegally voting in American elections, with more than a thousand other investigations currently underway. For context, the Biden Administration charged just 13 cases in its entire four years.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

@KDbyProxy Remember that there was a Russian dude in Florida who fabricated >100 registrations, against whom they dropped the specific election crimes (replacing it with conspiracy). He had two co-conspirators that we know of.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

LOLOLOL.

Note what @AAGMcDonald doesn't address?

Letting life-long fraudsters like Donald Trump steal votes.

Since Colin is in a conspiracy to cover up Donald Trump's crimes, he won't mention that!!

[Colin M. McDonald @AAGMcDonald]

American elections are for Americans. 🇺🇸

We won’t let fraudsters steal our money and we won’t let non-citizens steal our votes.

Our constitutional republic demands nothing less from its public servants.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

But NOT the guy who tried to steal 81M votes.

Why won't your liege Donald Trump be caged for trying to steal 81M votes, @StevenCheung47?

[Steven Cheung @StevenCheung47]

Anyone who is ILLEGALLY VOTING will be brought to justice!

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

WOW.

@SaysSimonson, who for inexplicable reasons is getting close to $200K/year to troll like this, wants you to watch his boss MISSING the biggest crimes from AI:
1) They stole the entirety of IP.
2) They keep criminally hacking other entities.
3) They're engaged in insane accounting gimmicks to stay afloat.

[Joe Gabriel Simonson @SaysSimonson]

Must watch

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

What a liar!! @FBIDirectorKash got a warning about the Evergreen shooter from ADL before the shooting.

FBI didn't stop the shooting.

And to COVER UP HIS FAILURE, Kash decided to just stop getting tips about far right extremists anymore.

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

WE ARE STOPPING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS BEFORE THEY HAPPEN.

North Carolina — and roughly half a dozen other states.

We increased the FBI’s use of AI by 605% to triage threats, get critical information to the field, and STOP people from killing children in our schools.

This is not political. This is the mission.

We will use every lawful technological tool available to safeguard our most precious resource: our children.

-DKP🇺🇸

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

BREAKING!!!!

Far right extremist @willchamberlain brags, AGAIN, about being painfully ignorant about basic facts, this time that Whiskey @PeteHegseth did NOT destroy "the Maduro regime." We ARE the Maduro regime now.

Why are white "supremacists" so proudly ignorant?

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

You pathetic weasel! You were the biggest cheerleader for the Iraq War, where thousands of Americans died over 20 years, accomplishing very little.

Meanwhile, Pete Hegseth managed to destroy the Maduro regime in an evening and has the Iranian regime on its knees in 6 months while losing extremely few soldiers in comparison.

You are in no place to talk. You should have retired from public life 2 decades ago.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Did Whiskey @PeteHegseth doom TAMU liked he doomed US service members in Iran?

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

BREAKING: @USAttyEssayli says that DOJ was RIGHT to investigate the means by which Donald Trump tried to steal the votes of 81M people.

Will Trump fire him??

Also note: Nothing prevents a state from charging the unlawful hacking of their voting databases, as your criminals have been doing.

Nothing prevents a defendant from throwing out your hacked data.

[F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli @USAttyEssayli]

Just so there’s no confusion, nothing a state governor signs can prevent @TheJusticeDept from conducting lawful investigations into voter fraud. We have started indicting election fraud in California. We will continue to investigate, arrest, and prosecute all violations of federal election laws.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Like @AshleyMoodyFL, @byrondonalds did nothing after Trump released adjudicated terrorists and sex predators back into Florida.

He can't keep Florida safe!

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Public safety is the foundation of a strong Florida.

Our businesses, families, and communities can’t thrive without law and order — and nothing is truly affordable if Floridians don’t feel safe.

As Governor, I’ll always put the safety of Floridians first.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Oh no!!!

Now @ashleymoodyfl misspelled, "stealing $10M from FL's poorest children and doing nothing when Donald Trump freed adjudicated terrorists and child predators into Florida" "celebrate freedom."

[Ashley Moody @AshleyMoodyFL]

We can’t just celebrate freedom. We must defend it.

That’s exactly what I’m doing every single day as your United States Senator.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

BREAKING!!!! @BrianDNieves and @ASGWoodward say Trump has to follow the law, which he refuses to do.

When will they quit and help Congress impeach him for refusing to abide by the Constitution?

[Brian Nieves @BrianDNieves]

Spot on from @ASGWoodward on presidential authority and Article II:

“Under the Constitution, the People elect the President. The President, through his appointees, faithfully executes the nation’s laws. The real danger is not that the President sets lawful priorities for the Executive Branch. The real danger is when unelected officials begin convincing themselves they are entitled to ignore, delay, frustrate, or quietly sabotage those priorities because they believe they know better than the American voters.”

https://t.co/6qJ4LFbUaS

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

BREAKING: Blubbery Fatso @mrddmia calls Melania, Donald Trump, Trump's best friend, Donald Trump, and Stephen Miller Democrats!!!

We don't want your rapists and fraudsters, Blubs. Trump fraud has already gravely damaged the country.

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Translation:

The Democrat Party is the party of illegals, fraudsters, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, and other vicious degenerates.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Here are some words for you, @BrookeLRollins.

Because Whiskey @PeteHegseth got his ass handed to him by Iran, fertilizer is too expensive, making it even harder for farms to survive. And Whiskey Pete either needs to focus on unfucking the war he lost, or quit.

[Brooke Rollins @BrookeLRollins]

I have no words. God bless you @PeteHegseth!! 💪💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

It's pretty weird that a former blogger doesn't understand the difference between what Mamdani is doing -- literally including the people who'll cover good news and who have readership -- with what Trump is doing.

[Ben Smith @semaforben]

Everything is more extreme now, but this is an old pattern:

When politicians are winning, and newly elected, acting like you don't need the news media, and elevating your partisan friends, can be of strength. (EG Mamdani right now, Trump two years ago.)

But the honeymoon always ends. And when you're losing, it's part of the downward spiral.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Actually the results are shoddy accounting, @FBIDirectorKash, but at least we're now employing experts in goat-fucking.

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

THE RESULTS AREN’T UP FOR DEBATE.

54,000 violent offenders arrested — UP 90%.

We put our people in the field. We strengthened our task forces. And we worked shoulder-to-shoulder with our state and local partners.

The result: a historic reduction in violent crime across America.

We’re going to keep arresting violent offenders and delivering for the American people.

-DKP🇺🇸

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

🚨WEEK IN FRAUD🚨

✅ Donald Trump attempts to use identity theft to steal Kennedy Center which would be a net loss to taxpayers of close to $1B.

✅ @AGToddBlanche appears decision to help Trump skip $200M in known taxes and untold more owed for bribes received in 2024 and 2025.

✅ DOD gave $620M to a company partially owned by a guy being bribed by Putin's bagman.

✅ Taxpayers pay millions so the President can visit his golf course.

✅ The public housing recipient at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue steals $1 billion to destroy his residence.

The stuff @AAGMcDonald is PUNY compared to what he would find merely by scratching the surface down the road. And that makes it crystal clear that Colin is, himself, engaged in fraud.

[Colin M. McDonald @AAGMcDonald]

🚨WEEK IN FRAUD🚨

✅$100M Most Wanted Fraudster Emylee Thai 👉CAPTURED BY @FBI/@FBIDirectorKash in Vietnam.

✅ @VP’s $245M @SBAgov/@SBAOIG/@TheJusticeDept takedown in Kansas City (which included 80 fraud defendants charged in 80 days). @USAO_WDMO.

✅12 “Ghost Daycare” operators charged and arrested for felony fraud offenses in San Diego (@SDCAnews/@HSI_HQ/@IRS_CI).

✅ 3 charged, with multiple arrests, in Los Angeles (@USAO_LosAngeles/@HUDOIG / @IRS_CI / @FBILosAngeles) for roles in schemes to steal over $10M from homeless assistance programs.

✅Data sharing agreements entered with more great fraud-fighters, including @NeTreasurer & @MissouriSOS. 🤜

✅Chinese national sentenced to 10 years for defrauding elderly Americans (@NDOHnews).

✅The House passed a bill to make the National Fraud Enforcement Division (@DOJFraudDiv) a permanent force for the taxpayers in the @TheJusticeDept.

✅Health care fraudster sentenced to 14 YEARS behind bars and ordered to pay restitution totaling ~$55 MILLION (@DOJFraudDiv/@USAO_AZ).

✅MANY other FRAUD charges, pleas, and sentencings in just the last 5 days.

A GREAT week for America in the fight against fraud.

But we aren’t satisfied.

We’re not patting ourselves on the back.

We’re charting our next takedowns right now — and we won’t be stopping anytime soon. 🇺🇸

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

And in the same way @RepJamesComer forced Hunter Biden into bankruptcy with his frivolous dick-pic sniffing don't think a pardon of your war crimes committing breeding partner is the solution.

The only solution is narcing out Trump's crimes.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

First of all, @ChuckGrassley disclosed the $$ that Trump laundered to your breeding partner's non-profit.

Second of all, Trump laundered other money to pay defense funds.

Third of all, why are you whining that criminals get investigated? Stop criming and you won't face investigations.

Instead your breeding partner has embraced serial murderboating.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

After the first Trump administration, my family spent money we did not have on lawyers because of multiple partisan Democrat led investigations into President Trump.

I watched as many of my friends also had no idea how to pay expensive legal bills because they simply served their country.

You can’t convince me Democrats won’t do this again.