Joe Ballard

Joe Ballard, digital commerce dude at SAP, flying the world, putting Cotteridge on the map

[Joe Ballard @joblah]

@steve_mccabe What happens if Leave win again is: We Leave. But this time we know what we’re leaving and where we are going. Another referendum is a sensible logical safeguard.
Man up, Steve.

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1st world problems...
Ordered something from the Apple online store, 24hr delivery, thinking they’d do flawless e-Commerce.
Not so!
Took my money.
Order lost by carrier (DPD) - ok, it happens.
But since then, amateurish. And still no sign or an ETA, 1 week later.
#applestore

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@MarinaHyde

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@montie You are an intelligent man, Tim. But this is just dickery.

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The next big step: Three ways we can build sustainable commerce https://t.co/49rpgRF2KJ #

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@tracey_thorn Tracey Thorn your album is so good it has made me gasp in places xxx

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@hellybabes You can only say that if he writes amazing cookbooks and Haynes manuals as well.

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@FlyBHX Please register me for flight updates on flight LH2513 on 2017/12/11 06:00 GMT+00:00 RSRC:101

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@hellybabes Nathaniel Saag Ghosht

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@lizziecoulter Nathaniel Saag Ghosht

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@chrisbrown1970 @popchipsUK Can't you see that the contents have merely settled during transit

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@monisha_rajesh I've done India trains as backpacker then as business traveler. Always amazes me. Like u say, best place is sitting on step, looking out...

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@monisha_rajesh just finished your 80 Trains. So much love for that book!

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@Floella they're proper good then?

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.@LondonMidland's 'leaf fall timetable' on Lichfield line prioritises punctuality targets over customers. Happy targets, unhappy customers!

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@Floella literally lolFKUing out loud

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@Floella Nice. Would've been cooler if it said: I LYK U FLORENS, or better still: NO FUK U SNEP

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@Floella ahm oot!

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@Floella @hellybabes like, months ago

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@Floella @hellybabes if she hasn't already