The Bonobo

Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga ☸️

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Jenga huko we will learn from your mistakes

[Wamwea🇰🇪 @wamweaaa]

Ideas we're never the differentiator.

Google wasn't the first search engine.

Facebook wasn't the first social media platform.

Execution is where it's at.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

There’s a correlation btwn the dehumanization of women & spiking femicide cases & the more you see the dehumanization of kids the more you read about kidnappings, pedophilia & infanticide. Traumatized former kids act like they were born as adults but deep down they are hurt kids.

[🦇 @Lionlovera_]

la urgencia masculina de empezar de cero en una ciudad nueva

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Hapa ni makwodhos tu - no plans, no manifesto, no stance on anything. Just a baddie with her mndukuz on a black mamba... 2027 watatuteka kama bado tunatumia zile akili zilipea Ebola Snr. kiti + majority of parliament. We have nowhere to run & nobody to blame - RAO is resting.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

On Friday night, at Githurai 45 overpass, just before you reach the Military base, goons shut down Thika Road at around 11pm and robbed motorists of their phones, money, took M-Pesa Pins from 11pm to 1am... I have so far gotten 3 confirmations from some of the affected at my establishment. Anyone else affected? These one had guns, and had erected a roadblock like police officers, so motorists thought it was alcoblow people.

[Gato @_gato_sanchez]

Jamás imaginé que extrañara a los diseñadores gráficos. Estoy agotado visualmente de tanta publicidad y avisos hechos con IA.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

The Controller of Budget says that Ruto made roadside pronouncement and promises totalling Kshs 700 billion without budgetary allocation during his Nyanza tour.

Basically, none will be implemented.

But let's cheer on these lies, because Baba left us there to babysit fraud.

[nil @nlqnlql]

Çocuk psikolojisinden anlamayanlar anne baba olursa böyle olur işte çocuklar sadece konuşarak değil beden dilleriyle de bize ulaşmaya çalışırlar mesela bu yavrumuzun beden dili anne ben dayak istiyorum diyo ama anlayan yok

[claudia ❀ @_claaudiacr]

es muy duro ver cómo van pasando los años y toda la gente con la que alguna vez coincidiste parece haber encontrado su sitio en el mundo, menos tú

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Btw izo maswali za "Utaoa lini" "unagraduate lini" "unapata kazi lini" is the reason people avoid you.

[Cata. 🌊 @CatalinaBG8]

Septiembre, mes de prevención del suicidio y ha sido el mes en el que mas he querido matarme.

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

Today I heard someone say “true wealth is mental health.”

So, great, I’m poor twice now

[aisha @spinelessaisha]

how DO you not tie your self worth to your performance. how am i supposed to feel good about myself when i get nothing done and nothing i do is good and i suck at every game/hobby i try

[moon 🪽 @youdkmefr]

We can all agree that Miss Minutes was the creepiest character in Loki

[` @wtfjossy]

accepting it because wtf else can i do

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

Honestly, if he dished out 300k on the 1st date, I'd give back the money and block him.
My experience in business has taught me that no hardworking kenyan of any gender dishes out money just like that.
That's money that comes with iron cables attached. Or, its crime money.. and that's potentially setting myself up with a criminal.
I don't want to know the price, I'm not willing to pay it.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Day by day, you get to understand why H.E said “...acha ningoje tuone kati yenu na mimi, nani atatoroka wa kwanza. Si mnaogopa nitanunuliwa? Lakini hata mimi pia, naogopa mtanunuliwa."

“Nikigeuka nyuma nitawaona?”

Siasa wewe.

[Soup @soupinthering]

Once I get out of this severe hole of depression I’ve been digging myself into for years it’s over for you hoes

[miya @miyarah_]

"2027 está a solo 3 meses"

yo que perdí la noción del tiempo desde 2020