Xylitol Papi

Bitches losing calories jumping to conclusions

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Why the fuck do people drink alcohol?

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@faultsandfolds @purple_lewej The trio of vibes 😊😂😎

[blonded.blog @blondedblog]

I understand not wanting to go through with an elaborate set dressing involving ice when you have a sprained ankle and multiple leg fractures, but I don’t think Frank Ocean’s audience should accept a full cancelation as the only plausible alternative.

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[Xylitol Papi @jobronah]

I’ve gone from a work environment where giving your 100% and burning out was not enough, to one where you’re not even expected to give 100% if you don’t have to. Needless to say I’ve been abused 🥹

[Xylitol Papi @jobronah]

Wearing Doc Martens for the first time, ngl I feel like a bad bitch 🥴

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Finally parted ways with my company, and honestly this was more bittersweet than I thought. I had my CEO and SVP in tears after saying goodbye.

Also I'm really just gonna miss all my work homies. The things we do to secure that bread... 🥺

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Contact lenses is just diet Lasik.

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@SOLELINKS Very rushed design but was able to cop. Thanks for the notification!

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It’s crazy being on the other end of hiring and being able to review resumes.

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Can’t make it LinkedIn official till tomorrow but ya boy got promoted! 2020 was such a grind but glad it paid off! 🎉

[k👏i👏m @_kimpressionism]

@amazon We have a serious issue with fraudulent orders being placed on our (LOCKED) account and after spending hours on the phone and in chat, no one can offer clear help. PLEASE HELP! @AmazonHelp #AmazonPrime

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@uniformstudios1 Appreciate y'all! 🙏

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@CarolineSSingh @UCSanDiego @UCSDalumni Congrats!! 🍾

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@dollarsigncott They don’t work with masks on.

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@svldy That’s true tho, but the boomer in me prolly can’t handle Coachella and EDC being so close to each other 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Cancelling my EDC Tickets, not because the lineup wasn't impressive, its honestly because I'm old and don't know 90% of the artists there anymore. 🙃

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@notelisalau These millennials and their raves 👨🏽‍🦳

[UNDEFEATED @UNDEFEATEDinc]

Kobe Bean Bryant, THANK YOU for everything.

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I'm almost done paying off EDC tickets, but that Coachella lineup tho 👀

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Kids from Eastlake going to Paradise Hills

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Society when Filipino parents learn how to use airdrop for pictures