Joanne (Kern) Wood

Kindness is important, so are dogs, Italian wines and good coffee. Sommelier in training. Food nerd. Cast iron geek. Super queer.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@cherylgallant Time matters for pulmonary arterial hypertension patients! @cherylgallant please help to ensure that public funding makes #sotatercept (Winrevair™) available. This treatment is a game-changer and we need it now. 🫁💜 #PHAwareness #TimeMattersPAH

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@AirCanada I am going to throw up and trust me, I have no air sickness bags.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@AirCanada I thought it was bad when my carry on (which you insisted I check) was lost with my ceremonial blanket in it, but I now realize that my wedding rings were in it as well.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@UPS Can you please answer me in PM? I need my package...

[LeatherHiraeth 🔜 UKBootblack Contest Weekend @SyrBoots]

@Independent I'm a trans guy. I was told that my jeans, boots, shirt and waistcoat weren't male enough because I also had long hair. My chosen name wasn't male enough. Also, at the age of 54 told I needed my mother's knowledge and agreement for me to get signed off for top surgery. In 2019!

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

Welcome Twitterverse. @tgrevatt - look what happens after you buy lovely boots! Bring on the world.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@Argos_Online Everyone dislikes shitty phone providers. Can you please turn this around quickly? Don't make everyone break up with you.

[RFord-young @RfordYoung]

@Argos_Online major mess up today, I tried doing c&c a new phone. You have two pending transactions for £170 (x2 £340) on my account but I've had no new phone from you. Bank says you need to cancel them to give me my available balance back please correct this urgently

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@CBCOttawa Just listened to a news brief where you talked about proposed new consequences for city counsellors who “misbehave”. I think you mean commit crimes.
Do better. Sexual harassment is a crime! @ottawacity

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

#fiixforward2020 is love! Adoption and change management are a major concern in maintenance today!

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@MavenOfMayhem In case you needed one more! #sprinklingpuppies

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@MavenOfMayhem Sprinkling you liberally with puppies. This is Ms. Eleanor Mae.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@anacobo This photo though...so much disdain! LOL.

[anacoboboo @anacobo]

Before I forget: "Don't underestimate the power of the middle finger emoji." #ProTip from @jocakern at#MeltwaterSummit today! Epic!

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

#meltwatersummit Listening to @ZonteeHou give the keynote address to our workshop day. Polls and interaction make learning so much fun.

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

The fun has started at the #meltwatersummit - fantastic speakers and a great limbo line! @MeltwaterSocial

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@Expedia Please don’t make me break up on you. You just hung up on me after our 5th attempt to contact you! What are you playing?

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

@Europcar Hey, can you DM me? You just have us a reservation for a closed location?

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

Q*Bert! #Experiencearcade @BoozAllen @MeltwaterSocial

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

#Experiencearcade @boozallen - we are not winning! @sysomos @mikepingitore @meltwater https://t.co/Rp0BxeUbXN

[Joanne (Kern) Wood @jocakern]

Rocking the 80’s - totally tubular! @BoozAllen #experiencearcade @MeltwaterSocial @chrisbags