Jocelyn Preciado

orgulloso mexicano🇲🇽 // coffee obsessed and looking like a hot mess

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Newly discovered pet peeve is parents parking in STAFF parking for first day of school 😑

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Seeing an old teacher and knowing that they’re the example of what kind of teacher I want to be one day is exactly what I needed today at work. 🥹🥹

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

I poached an egg for the first time and I am so proud

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Adventures of huckleberry Finn 🙄😶

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

What classic have you claimed to have read?

We promise not to tell a soul.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When I enter the panaderia

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

You’ll get there when you get there. Go ahead and finish that chapter.

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

How the heck does the BEIS weekender sell out in less than 30 seconds?? I was ready in cart and refreshed to get absolutely nothing

[bellesa tropical 🌴🇭🇹 @uh_maryllis]

Why did I just see something on the news about people trying to cook chicken… using NyQuil?

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Called groomers to have my dog scheduled to get groomed and lady asked to bring proof of shots the day of and I responded saying oh definitely I’m fully vaccinated…… she meant my dog’s

I’ve never felt more dumb in my life

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

I’m not ready for baby rocket 🥺

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Who would see Machine Gun Kelly with me??!!

[Meryl O'Rourke @MerylORourke]

Yeah, you made a choice. You were told you had to abort him and you were able to say "no, that's not what I want". What out of that do you not understand?

[Lyndon Johnson's Johnson ⚡️ @LBJs_Johnson]

The U.S. Supreme Court made it easier to own a gun, gave cops the ability to not read Miranda Rights, gave religious schools public funding, and overturned Roe v Wade after 50 years of precedence. Welcome to conservative America. Never vote Republican again.

[min. ᓭི༏ᓯྀ ˖ ࣪ . @P1NKPALAIS]

I don’t think there’s anything britney spears has done in her life that could warrant the kind of harassment and mistreatment she’s been subjected to from these people

[Scissors for Fingers @notmoredrama]

According to Rottenborn…

Johnny Depp drinking and doing drugs = man who beats his wife.

Amber Heard drinking and doing drugs = woman ‘having fun’ with friends.

And that my friends is the real double standard.
#JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Don’t hate but @BurgerKing reigns supreme to me 😋

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

Tough choice. Pick one. 🍔

(collaboration with @mfarrellsports)

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Okay but can @Dyson make a diffuser attachment compatible to the air wrap?? 😩

[Trendmood @Trendmood]

#Revealed 🚨NEW! And improved @Dyson Airwrap Styler $599. You can now switch up the direction of the curl without changing out the curling barrel.
Also includes some new attachments. individual attachments around $39.99
#ComingSoon Summer 2022

[Jocelyn Preciado @joce5734]

Why is this a comparison?? They are both incredibly strong beings for being in that position of the world. Prayers to them and US troops and allies facing the front lines right now.

[MVP JOSH ALLEN @Syracuse_Eric]

Women keeps calm in war. Matthew Chance freaking out. Blasts heard in Ukraine. Russia invading. She’s standing in makeup cool as a cucumber. Women are stronger than men confirmed. #CNN

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

Betty White has passed at 99, weeks before her 100th birthday. A supporter of LGBTQ equality and acceptance, was known for her work in The Golden Girls, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Hot in Cleveland, & countless other roles.

Rest in power, Betty. Thank you for being a friend. ❤️