Jocelyn

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Poor Rylee looks like she got the life sucked out of her this season bc yall are RELENTLESS to her in the comments #dwts

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

How do we vote off Carrie Anne #dwts

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@DoctorTurtleboy Please tell me we’re getting a 2:27 verdict

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

And I’ll also say this: Joey is EXTREMELY deserving of that win. But I stand on Chandler getting third being WHACK AS FUCK #dwts

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

I gotta say something. Why do ya’ll act like Chandler is the first person on this show to have dance experience and you won’t vote for her because of it? Her getting third place is insane glad we had this talk #dwts

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Is it just me or is this missing submarine the scariest shit you’ve ever heard in your whole life

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

I did it, I started Vanderpump Rules. I cannot allow this much reality TV drama to pass me by. I have to be a part of it

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Let me just say that mercury is DEFINITELY retrograding HARD

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Why did the internet have to tell me that our reusable water bottles have more germs than a toilet seat. We’re trying to save the environment people damn keep that shit to yourself

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@ke__warner If I don’t jump off a bridge first

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Just ✨imagine✨ having an immune system SO BAD that you finish 10 days of antibiotics and then 3 days later get sick again with the same illness ☺️

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@amnickerson That’s the key to success in grad school. Fake it til you make it and you’ll pass with flying colors

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@CiaraFerland

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Ciara just got 2 bottom halves of a bagel for her breakfast sandwich and that has to be the most accurate depiction of her. Also extremely hilarious

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

The only good thing about the world today is that it’s now cooler to buy cheaper knock off versions of shit rather than paying more for the name brands

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@ke__warner I’d love to

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

I desperately wish I had a doggo to walk in this weather

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

I have been looking forward to eating Chinese food on my couch and watching Love is Blind all damn day and the time has come people LETS GET IT

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

@CiaraFerland

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Ciara just almost fell and broke her teeth and then got into the wrong persons car within a span of 5 minutes send help

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

Only thing worse than being an adult is being an anxious adult ha ha ha 🙃

[Jocelyn @joceelynnnn]

You’d think that after a global pandemic that people in the office would stop sneezing so loudly in such a way that makes me feel assaulted from the other side of the building but here we are