jocelyn kennedy

clubbin' w a curfew \ BYU

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

[jocelyn kennedy @jocelyn_jk]

I think my greatest gift is that I'm able to love Cafe Rio, Costa vida, and Durangos equally

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

Ashley Tisdale's pop rock version of Kiss the Girl was everything

[‘Alo Kifanga Moli @holy_moli88]

A THREAD:

I’ve been waiting 3 and a half years to post this particular story because it’s one that is dear to me. Originally I had posted this back in April, but due to the privacy laws here in UT that protect children who are in states custody, I was asked to take it down

[Noah @noah_chuck14]

I absolutely am retweeting this shit. Y’all haters can say what y’all want all “I can’t believe y’all retweet that stuff” idgaf y’all ever seen this movie? The Yelnats were cursed for generations nu uh. No. https://t.co/kLdJPnliuy

[nik 🌿 @nikkikatalinic]

i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘donkey

looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 blue flower, red thorns

[jocelyn kennedy @jocelyn_jk]

I don’t know how many times I’ve added a song to my music but then forgotten to put it in a playlist so it just gets lost in “songs” never to be heard again

[Maddie Poppe @MaddiePoppe]

So I love sweatpants & want to do a sponsorship with someone but that would mean it’d have to be like @Nike or something and I’m not physically fit enough to be associated with their name so I need a non-athletic company to create sweatpants, like @McDonalds or something.

[lemonlime @emmeline77]

LDS Church is changing their hymn book because they know Vampire Weekend is releasing new music

[✨ @Iilithsternin]

Ben Wyatt is...so good. He is so pure. If every man were like Ben Wyatt, the world would be a better place.

Sure, there might be a few more failed winter sports arenas and calzone restaurants, but overall things would be better.

[jocelyn kennedy @jocelyn_jk]

I’ve watched Coco 3 times so far this weekend with a 2 year old and I’m not even mad can’t wait to watch it again tomorrow

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

I will ship every one of you brats off to Switzerland. 😈 https://t.co/Gr1SSJmADJ

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk why I can’t just enjoy things

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Happy = Boundaries

Do not allow anyone to:

1) walk on you
2) demand you participate in their frequent emergencies/lack of planning
3) use your time, money, & energy without gratitude or thought for you

Enabling bad behavior is not kindness.

Happy = Boundaries

[Maddie Poppe @MaddiePoppe]

Who’s going to Trey’s basketball game tomorrow? Looking to carpool

[kelsey @kelseypooter]

ihop: our new name will be ihob

everyone: what’s the B stand for

ihob: the B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.

[Ethan @ethan11111ethan]

The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili’s