Jochan

Rock & metal 🤘 , Aberdeen FC, Scottish independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, dislike politics but hate the Tories more.

@jochan1uk.bsky.social

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@gus_tawse

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I'm guessing today's ref must be FIFA approved, because he's obviously corrupt as fuck

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@billifer1973 An anvil

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@Brittan22992203 It's really not

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@WhiteHouse It's really not

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@TheScotsman Poll: Andy Burnham now most popular political leader in The Scotman newsroom.
There you go; I fixed that for you

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@JoJoFromJerz @WhiteHouse I think you should just let Iran do the Lego

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@def_leppar20044

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@BotFinderUK A stream of urine

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Why haven't my bonus points appeared on my receipt/card after shopping?
@nectar

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Global petition: Gianni Infantino to resign & FIFA reform - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3FSdTwBTfW

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@fesshole Because a different part of the animal makes all the difference to a vegetarian 🤦

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@RealStephenKerr I think the thing that is not up for debate is that every time you open your mouth you spout complete bollocks!

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@sabaton 🤘

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Thanks for nothing @AberdeenFC .
Just spent the last hour trying access the Q&A.
No "join" or "watch live" on the link you sent.
Even co-pilot couldn't work it out!!!!
Nae happy 😡

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Anyone else unable to log into the Q&A tonight?
Just keep going round in circles on a Microsoft page 🤬
@AberdeenFC

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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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@RussellFindlay1 Show me you're a complete fanny without explicitly stating that you're a complete fanny.

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@gus_tawse @DandyDonSF One of the Red Arrows? 🤪

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@RobertBurns82 If by "the world" you mean "no-one in the world", you are absolutely spot on!