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[g⁷ @ttanfiles]

nic: what would be your degree?
belle-a: the highest
nic: what are you passionate about?
belle-a: beach

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

"somebody’s watching me, it’s my anxi-"

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

every day i’m reminded how old i am and it makes me wanna kill myself

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[tashington @tashpocket]

wishing the inmates success in their endeavors!

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

Why I’m crying in this gym .. I know that’s right sis enjoy yo FCKN margarita

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

When I say Im old, I mean Rugrats in Paris on an orange VHS tape old…. 😂😂😭

[jocie @jociegonzalez]

Idk I think I need the number to her surgeon

[, @Zvbear]

This is the worst thing I ever seen in my entire life

[trish @ultragloss]

they can reboot twilight but they can never recreate what the original had (lesbian bella and an edward who just didn’t want to be there)

[emily may @emilykmay]

Spanking teaches your children that the people who have been tasked with keeping them safe will hurt them intentionally and then tell them that it’s bc they love them.

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

Your children decide if you’re a good parent or not…not you.

[jocie @jociegonzalez]

I 10000% understand now why my mom wouldn’t let us go to the store with her sometimes. That feeling of being able to take your time at the store with no worries is something I took for granted 😭😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

"note to the casting directors: margot robbie isn't the right actress to cast when making this point"

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Dolly Parton: please don’t take my man

Jolene:

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

as a mother, as a parent… if you know that the world is already so fucking cruel why would you not provide your child with an unbreakable source of tenderness? you can teach them about the ways of the world without terrorizing them. hope that helps.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If being exposed to a drag show TURNS YOU GAY then guess what mary:

[jocie @jociegonzalez]

Watching my first daughter get older by the day makes me so happy but so sad. How are you almost 3 when I swear I just had you like yesterday 😭

[Ashley Carter @AshleyLCarter1]

Let me get through Barbenheimer before I even think about Saw Patrol.