J. McKenzie Hitchcock

very afraid of bridges! archaeologist with pockets full of rocks (she/her)

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

View of the solar eclipse from inside Mammoth Cave.
October 14, 2023.

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what my cat sees every night when we play

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@HomesteadNHP Death Valley never has a dull moment!

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Experiencing my biennial desire to become mayor of a small town

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Sorry that’s a Land Before Time character

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Platysternon megacephalum (or big headed turtle) is a very odd-shaped turtle with a huge head and a long tail that are almost the same size as its body.

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[📹 47ruacanhphongthuybmt: https://t.co/wj2jtiQcVh]

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Yeah ofc me and my brother are CLOSE: C(ant) L(et go) O(f) S(herman-Palladino Shows) E(ver)

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@eagerlyerin The moment when you’re done and sit down to just admire your work… second to none.

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My favorite Death Valley hack is keeping a brick outside my back door so I can soften butter on it in under 3 minutes

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

oh god oh fuck he escaped

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Scorpions are just land lobsters has anyone said this before

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@merigabrielle My favorite is sending them the progress videos. “Oh looks very strong baby!”

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Happy Father’s Day to my dad I’m doing a pole dancing class. He’s said his one goal for his daughters was to keep them off the pole 0/4 success rate.

[🦇⚰️𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆⚰️🦇 @calicoestrella]

THERAPY ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PUNCH A FOUNDING FATHER

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Every time I see a nice rock in the field: I would just LOVE countertops like this

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#womeninSTEM 😤🫡💪

[fredesque @FredTaming]

who the hell went thru the letters and signed off on this style of lowercase G

it’s absolute chaos

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Remembering when I dated a guy who was very colorblind and i would always forget and send him sunset pics and he would just say “nice!” To every single one because he couldn’t tell the colors apart

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Audible "fckn sweet" whisper as I read through a vacuum cleaner user manual to ensure I'm getting the most out of the machine

[J. McKenzie Hitchcock @jocimack]

Whenever I go to read any kind of listicle or “best of” article with no author, I’m reminded that I once wrote a freelance article about the best places to ride your motorcycle in Pakistan. Proceed with caution.