nico

20. mention that ricola commercial to me and I reserve the right to choke you

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

work at the intersection of art and unemployment

[nico @jocjocls]

Nothing feels quite like academic failure in the morning

[nico @jocjocls]

Just remembering the era of my life when I would force my mother to go on walks with me at 8pm just so we could walk in complete silence while I listened to brony music.

[nico @jocjocls]

Why do soft shell turtles have that little nose thing goin on. What do they need to shmell

[Dániel Taylor @DanielTaylorArt]

I like striped textures...

[nico @jocjocls]

Never thought I’d see Cyrus/ giovanni ever in my life but here we are 70k word deep apparently

[nico @jocjocls]

It really shouldn’t shock me that people write pokemon fanfiction but seeing a 170k word fanfic about the relationship between two pokemon trainers from a game that came out in 2010 written 2 years ago really put me through a loop.

[nico @jocjocls]

For the end of the world this sure as shit is boring

[nico @jocjocls]

Sometimes I remember the snape/Taylor swift blog with all the edits and fan fiction and I don’t at all feel bad about liking any cringe thing ever again

[nico @jocjocls]

Truly nothing more wistful as wind chimes and cicadas on a summers night drinking a juice box

[nico @jocjocls]

My nana complaining about my grandfathers small ass is the only thing getting me thru these dark times

[nico @jocjocls]

I miss the time when slenderman was legitimately scary. Things were so much simpler then

[Gabby The Snail @_iiT0bibu]

Please work

[nico @jocjocls]

Everytime my professor is impressed she goes “whoo whee!” With the exact inflection as zoo wee mama. Might just have a chuckle on mute

[nico @jocjocls]

Zipper is just Jesus in a bunny costume. Happy bunny day

[nico @jocjocls]

What if zipper t bunnys not an animal in a costume what if the zippers just his spine. If you unzip him he just straight up dies.

[nico @jocjocls]

Nvm my mom is rewatching glee take me out of this hell hole please I beg of you I’d rather have Covid

[nico @jocjocls]

I really do not remember if this is an attached house or not bc I can hear 2 people dieting party in the usa through the wall I hope I’m hallucinating bc if this is how I have to spend quarantine I am going to snap