Jordan Cranch

Uncomfortable since 1989. My strong opinions are my own. LA ➡️WY. She/her.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Everything school.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

It’s ring szn at LSU… again 💍

[ESPN @espn]

THE LSU TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS FOR THE 7TH TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY 🏆

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

A truly complete TEAM performance tonight! #mcws

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

It's an LSU thing 💍

[LSU Tigers @LSUsports]

Why wouldn’t you want to come to LSU?

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

Fully committed to the comment war where yellow stans fight for their lives. 🤣https://t.co/lEy9pQui2k

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

If Wisconsin ever got good at baseball, I would love to see this challenge of Louisiana vs Wisconsin for Alcoholic State of the Year.

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

This has been absolutely insane, like in a good way, a Cajun way. @LSUbaseball #RoccosOmaha #cws2023

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

My weekend motivational quote calendar goes out to the #OceanGate CEO.

(I already know I’m going to hell)

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

I love how I can’t watch the LSU game on my ESPN app on my phone even tho I have my tv provider login… @espn …

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

Thinking I’d wait out the @iamjohnoliver r/pics for a few days while it dies down:

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Breaking News:

Pop icon Taylor Swift has joined the search for the missing titanic sub.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Meet Florida’s newest drag queen, Anita Pardon. 😉

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

I was a Tri-Delta at LSU and I preffed with Chi-O and KD. I will tell you everything you want to know about rush and rush workshop that #BamaRush absolutely failed to tell you. Spoiler alert: it’s actually quite boring - just like this doc.

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

The government can’t even regulate consumer privacy. They’ll never be able to cohesively regulate AI.

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

When you’re given a new account and the folks already on it expect you to know every fucking tiny detail on day one and get pissy if you don’t. I don’t know ~why~ yet, asshole.

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

Wow, sweet potatoes are really changing my mind about sweet potatoes.

[Jordan Cranch @jocranch]

I will eat an apple, but I will hate every minute of it.

#ApplesAreTrashFruit