Jordan Anderson

Married 💍 dog mom 🐶 new twitta

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Derek and tank are snoring right now. At least tanks in his bed 😅

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Before i was pregnant i had a short fuse with lazy people but now with pregnancy hormones my fuse is even shorter. I work with a bunch of lazy ass men so i get mad a lot. Some people literally have zero work ethic.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Wanna know what’s annoying? When you get to break late and everyone that’s been in there for 20 minutes already tries sitting in there till you get up. Like that’s fine i didn’t want to take a long break too but some of us actually fucking work around here.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

When your husband falls asleep with your pregnancy pillow before you get the chance to get comfy... everyone in this house loves it.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Derek and i both have to work tomorrow night 😭

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I can’t explain how tired i am. and i have to go work tonight. I’m wearing my pajamas so i can come right back to bed when i get home. Also pray for us night shifters who hav to work New Year’s Eve 😅

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I love feeling our little boy kick. It’s amazing what our bodies can do. 🥰

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Don’t worry still in the waiting room and i got here an HOUR AGO!!

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

If I have an appointment at 3pm i should be seen within 10 minutes at least! I shouldn’t have to wait 40 minutes and especially now an hour! 👿

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

😍👍🏼

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

This is going to sound crazy, but y'all hear me out... What if I teamed up with Ford to give away a 2021 F-150?

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

@macpelsy Being okay with weight knowing it’s okay is so weird. 19 weeks and still not used to it.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I don’t think I’ve ever worked with more grown ass men that complain about back pain/pain in general more than i do now. I’m 18 weeks pregnant with back pain half way from my shift and i don’t bitch. Just man up and get the work done. 😅

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

If anybody hasn’t told you yet i don’t care about your Spotify tops.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Lol too because I’m about to go do a tile pallet because I’m one of those people tht knows if i don’t do it no one will.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

Like I’m so thankful i have the next two and half days off but i don’t even know about finishing this shift. My pregnant body can’t do this shit.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

My body can’t do as much as it used to. I realized it to late so now I’m just aching in pain everywhere. I guess i can’t work as hard and I’m not sure my body knows how to slow down.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I just want to go to sleep tbh. Going to be a long next 4 hours

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I’d really like that ability to fall asleep as fast as Derek. That man can close his eyes and fall asleep. Don’t worry I’ll just lay here.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

RT this tweet to vote me, Luke Combs, as Favorite Male Artist – Country at the #AMAs.

[Jordan Anderson @jodanielle18]

I haven’t had to much emotional hormones come out during this pregnancy but tonight yes. Do i want to cry to? Do i have a legitimate reason? No.