Jody Birchfield

I like music, magic, old timey stuff, drumming, records, laughing, sci-fi, cartoons, toys, being creative, shaving, radios, weird movies and many other things.

[Jody Birchfield @jodbirch]

Remember me? I used to post here once in a blue moon. 🌖

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Seems many people I know are obsessed with generating cartoonish caricatures of themselves. Never saw that coming.

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City streets were allegedly cleared. Curious how school has been cancelled for four days.

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Come on, Facebook…you waited until after Christmas to show me an ad for a glass shrunken head ornament? Do better.

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Pad Thai is one of the best decongestants out there.

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Sprinkles on ice cream: Redundant and unnecessary. You heard it here first.

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If it’s 92 degrees outside and you’re wearing a winter coat, yeah, I’m a little suspicious of you.

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I love sitting through a 30-second ad in the middle of a 20-second video.

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This McDonald’s is more of a visitor center bathroom. I’ve seen at least 4 people walk in, use the John and split.

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Sad I waited so many years to buy a bacon press. Flat, symmetrical bacon is tops. 🥓

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Does the Bob Crane estate have some dirt on MeTV? They’ve had Hogan’s Heroes welded in the 9pm slot for, like, 15 years!

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I miss Olestra.

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There was once a Waffle House in the building where I work. Those were good years.

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Sprinkler died. A/C is out. Ceiling fan broken. Other than that, having a great summer.

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A WHAT?!?!… #Jaws50

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I love it when two antacids of matching colors tumble out of the bottle randomly at the same time.

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Every time I hear another Star Wars movie announced nowadays, I tend to treat it like that kid in my class who would make up outrageous lies just to get attention.

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@AlyssaOrange Loved working with you, Alyssa. You’re the best. Wishing you good luck with your future plans!!

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One of my ears always seems to have more wax in it than the other. Come on guys, this isn't a contest.

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Working as a crew member on The Love Boat must've been an HR nightmare.