Joshua Chapman

sells test tubes but i prefer to think of them as hopes and dreams.

[sean illing @seanilling]

It is — and I cannot overstate this — completely fucking insane that this man is president

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

I’ll never stop reposting this.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Wow @HullCity An amazing achievement. With all the controversy and noise, you still got it done. Congrats to you and your town #hcfc

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America. 

Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion.

They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us.

This was not a drill.

This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans.

Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst.

Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends.

The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  https://t.co/lxQD3X8jaM

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

This Trump tweet is a work of art and needs to be kept for posterity. It turns out that the US has destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability. Yet, to combat a military with no capability he is left pleading with allies he has regularly insulted to save him in the Gulf.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

The mirror

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

No, you are stupid if you supported Trump at any time.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Don’t you just love it when players give a couple seconds to the young kids that are buzzing to see them…

Heartwarming stuff from the Chelsea players🤥😐

[Joshua Chapman @joddochapman]

@WhiteHouse My son learnt penguins live in the South Pole not the North Pole in school just this Thursday. He’s 6.

[Dan Shapiro @DanielBShapiro]

This is one of the most offensive things he says. Literally pissing on the graves of allied soldiers from NATO nations who died fighting in our defense after 9/11. Got complaints about NATO? Fine. But show a shred of humanity and decency.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This is what Trump has done to America's reputation. Disgusting!

Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen:

“We don't want to be rich like the Americans are. See how greedy they are? They're even trying shoot their friends or invade their friends just for greed… We know that Trump is very much surrounding himself with ‘White Power’ people, and we are not white as you can see. We are of color, and so we know our rights probably will be taken away.”

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

I know we don’t do facts anymore, but here’s the "dangerous and collapsing" EU that Elon Musk and MAGA influencers keep warning you about.

[Hull City @HullCity]

From ours to yours 🧡

#hcafc

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Trump just posted this….zoom in on JD Vance

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

How AI lied and gaslit me:

🤯💣🔥

Won’t lie: what happened to me this week made my jaw drop

Do watch:

[Collaborative Media @collabmediauk]

“UK Manufacturing: Skills, Innovation & Sustainability” will broadcast on SKY Digital Channel 588 on Sunday, 11th May at 1:30PM.

Special thanks to @ScientificLabs, @EKGTALtd and
Alliance Industrial Doors for their participation.

[Joshua Chapman @joddochapman]

@IngrahamAngle Consistently inspirational levels of stupidity. Mad props

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

TransGENIC, you fucking idiot.