Alberto Delgado

Rockstar nocturno. Siempre comprometido con México. 🇲🇽

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

Nunca me cansaré de ver esta joya.

[James Harrison @jharrison9292]

Happy Super Bowl Sunday!💥💪🏾

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@HolySmokas All of them but Netflix.

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@HolySmokas Me too!!! LOL!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@HolySmokas $ELF

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@HolySmokas $100-$110

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@HolySmokas AMD.

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@lalosanchezm @Radio_Formula @MazdaOficial Estuvo pésimo.

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

@MazdaOficial Al momento, pésima organización. Tan solo cuatro food-trucks para más de 1,000 personas y un solo puesto de refrescos; con dos personas atendiendo. Increíble.

[Ben Lang @benln]

Elon Musk on how to win:

[Fernando Belaunzarán @ferbelaunzaran]

Encuentre las diferencias:

NacionalSocialismo-NacionalPopulismo

[Abraham Anaya 🎙️🗳️🇲🇽 @abrahamvanaya]

Jóvenes que votaron por @lopezobrador_ en 2018, jóvenes que votaron por @PartidoMorenaMx en 2021 y jóvenes que votaron por @Claudiashein en 2024.

Bienvenidos a su primer dictadura, dejaron pasar la oportunidad de sus vidas de vivir y desarrollarse en una democracia que tenía contra pesos.

Ahora sobrevivirán (algunos) en esta nueva dictadura obradorista.

Disfruten su voto, porque solo les quedará el recuerdo y la vergüenza de que fueron parte y responsables de todo lo que desde este día les pase.

Todo lo que les falte de servicios públicos, justicia, seguridad, ley, libertad, fue solo su responsabilidad.

Quizás hoy tengan 18, 21, 26 años.

Pero cuando tengan 30, 40, 50, desearán nunca haber votado y promovido el voto por la 4T.

Ahora conocerán cómo era el México donde el Peje soño ser presidente.

Están jodidos y están solos.

DISFRUTEN LO VOTADO.

[Hunter @xbyhunter]

There were signs $PLTR

[Tom Nash @iamtomnash]

$PLTR is built different.

Dr. Alex Karp, the founder and CEO of Palantir just had one of the most epic drop the mic moments in Wall Street history.

While “normal” CEOs post lawyered up letters on investor relations sections, this dude is out there with a go pro in the woods talking about how smart retail investors are, giving credit to the community that stood by this company when times were tough and so called smart money was ignoring it.

If you want to be the most successful company of all time, you have to do things different, and ignore the cynics on the sidelines.

“Calling someone a retail investor, is not an insult anymore, Palantir changed that forever. it's now another way of saying that you are courageous enough to invest YOUR own money in what you believe in.”

F*ck Wall Street - this is our time. The rebels are taking over!

[Max Kaiser @MaxKaiser75]

Por supuesto debemos responsabilizar y exponer para siempre a cualquier senador que se raje mañana, pero, NUNCA PODEMOS OLVIDAR que llegamos hasta aqu�� por:

-Quienes normalizaron las miles de mentiras viles y ruines de lópez
-Quienes disculparon sus cientos de casos de corrupción impune
-Quienes normalizaron sus abusos de poder y sus amenazas de destruir las instituciones
-Quienes disculparon sus innumerables violaciones a las leyes electorales
-Quienes le decían “genio de la comunicación” por mentir y manipular
-Quienes perdonaban sus ataques a la prensa y a cualquier crítico
-Quienes volteaban a otro lado por obtener contratos y privilegios
-Quienes abandonaron a sus partidos para obtener migajas del poder
-Quienes pactaron impunidad desde el poder para entregar a Morena sus estados y municipios
-Quienes difundían sus mentiras como si fueran verdades
-Quienes aportaron miles de millones de pesos sucios a sus campañas
-Quienes le permitieron violar la ley desde las instituciones electorales que todos defendimos
-Quienes callaron y olvidaron sus causas para no estorbar al poder

Todos ellos son CORRESPONSABLES de haber llegado hasta este momento en el que un señor y su movimiento sienten que tienen el permiso para destruirlo todo

[JOSÉ CÁRDENAS @JoseCardenas1]

#REFORMAJUDICIAL
Hoy es un día negro. Décadas de paulatinos avances democráticos, de creación de instituciones y contrapesos quedan sepultadas en un sexenio que nos hace retroceder hacia el México caudillista y autoritario.

[Víctor Trujillo @V_TrujilloM]

“¡No somos iguales!”
Senador morenista Alejandro Murat
Ezdeque…
🤫

[Lorenzo Córdova V. @lorenzocordovav]

Cuando eres alguien honesto aguantas las presiones, los chantajes, los ataques, las descalificaciones y hasta el acoso de los autoritarios. Es una condición para ser libre. Cuando eres deshonesto y corrupto estás condicionado a venderte o doblarte. Estás condenado a vivir cautivo

[Alberto Delgado @joddsixx]

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