Jodee DeJager

Don't sweat the petty things & Don't pet sweaty things

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

@WiscoSeoul Einstein

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

Fawwk yahh 😛 https://t.co/UmSg8HT77L

[Walmart @Walmart]

This is how we Dunk 'N Crunch! 😋 https://t.co/t8fZMwhRYE

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

Hearing “Happy Friday” from any coworker in this building is equivalent to hearing “Merry Christmas” on Christmas Day #TGIF

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

@Addict2thePack Yeaaaaaaah but she doesn’t know I’m stealing it yet 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

For sure getting a Shiba Inu next. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

#NationalOreoDay yaaaaa this isn’t good for my diet Twitter #myguiltypleasure

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

People are like “Oh you don’t take risks on the national anthem” MOTHERFUCKER YOU ASKED FERGIE NOT ANDREA BOCELLI SHE SINGS A SONG CALLED “LETS GET RETARDED”

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

👀 that ring looks nice on you 😍🔥 https://t.co/aw2laenQrj

[Ameownda Selk @ameowndaselk21]

Thank you Lee Brice, for making my fiance's proposal the most magical moment of our lives. *If anyone has any video of this special moment in anyway, we would appreciate your sharing with us!!!! ❤❤❤ @leebrice #leebrice #leebriceconcert #dubuqueiowa #fiveflagscenter #engaged

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

Definitely not doing anything vertically today

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

On this day, 14 years ago, Kanye West put out his debut album, 'The College Dropout' https://t.co/tSvxkXEYQ8

[Đakøta @DakotaTamminga]

You do not know pain until your snowshovel hits a crack in the sidewalk and jams your ribs with the force of 50,000 snowplows

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

You ever seen a full-size krackel bar?

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

Skintz @littlebigzim https://t.co/HMYuECZ8Vw

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Holy shit, you can now buy an entire keg of ranch dressing
https://t.co/8DxJbmCsH2

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

@littlebigzim https://t.co/QXoTdji4Rl

[Jodee DeJager @jodeedejager]

Still crying from the first time I heard “broken collar bone” today 😭😭😭

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

MOOD‼️ #GBvsDAL #GoPackGo

[Morgan Pien @morganpien]

Can I even be considered a girl if I've never had a Pumpkin Spice Latte? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Complex @Complex]

Get in loser we're narrating a nature documentary https://t.co/9hJiPQAbCE