jo

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@TheCatTrillo @Aurria21 Trillo would play it with grace and gravitas. 😄

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

#B5onCWin23

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@Kyathil You are saying that like it's my fault that Nanna twerks at Buttsbot in Diz's chat. ;)

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@thatparadox @masseffect And that's why I love playing Fury in the multiplayer. 😄

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@deiriettv You aren't though. By any metric.

[MrsNanna83 @MrsNanna83]

The spooks and month long charity for Breast Cancer Research Foundation @BCRFcure will begin October 1st! Scare your streamer and do a good deed, all in one scary swoop!

[MrsNanna83 @MrsNanna83]

BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA STREAM, LIVE NOW! Games, giveaways, games, birthday cake decorations, games, balloons, games, champagne and games! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
#birthday #streaming #Twitch #celebration

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@daedalic Thanks for that. #FlattenTheCurve #Platypus

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[🌭WIENER UP! @HotDogOKC]

For every RT this gets, we will feed a warm meal to someone in need this Holiday Season.

Spread the Love!
🌭❤️🌭❤️🌭❤️

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

666k
Of this tweet.
Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best.
Impossible number?
Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄
(P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get @artofmmignola to read a poem at the service)

[tawn @crutawn]

please help me with this, she smokes so much, i’ve seen her smoke multiple cigarettes within 30 min. i have tried for years to ask her to quit, and so if this is what it will take then please help me, let’s show her that twitter cares and show her the support she needs ❤️ plss!

[Morgan York 🌻 @morganyorkwrite]

My mom is in her 50s and is worried it’s too late for her to get her PhD. RT if you think she should go for it

[cis pj @givingeulogies]

im trying to prove something to my mom so

rt if you've ever had an internet friend who

- is not 50+ yrs old
- is not trying to steal your information
- is not a pedophile
- isn't creepy
- you love
- who you're really good friends with
- is your best friend

[Philip Haycock 🎗 @Prime2]

My baby needs a bone marrow transplant to cure her cancer but can't find a donor. Plz retweet even if u can't register. Need 100000s 2 register 2 find donor. Ideally: part Iberian/part other European (eg Swiss/North Italy/French/German). Links 2 register: https://t.co/XZt0sECNZS

[jo @jodeldiplomant]

@AbsurdistanNow Was ist mit der guten Kindermilch?

[Zoe Margolis 🦁💚🤍❤️ @girlonetrack]

January blues getting you down? Come to @ComedySex benefit for @BrookCharity! Brilliant line-up: @destructo9000 @DavidMillsDept @DeborahFW @4femmes @GrainneMaguire @JohnnyICochrane @MrNishKumar @shaziamirza1 @sindhuvfunny @tezilyas & @vikkistone https://t.co/o5o3iYBR0K