Jodie Brooker

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

https://t.co/0eWAlgsuOL #gofundme

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Remember, nothing supernatural will hurt you on Halloween. It's just superstitious nonsense. Also, Jesus will protect you. Not against human murderers, though. They actually exist and he doesn't get involved with that shit. So be careful. Maybe check the locks tonight 🙏

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

😭

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If you remember these, you’re old as fuck.

[Colin Murray @_ColinMurray]

Expectation Reality

[Dan Wells @danwellsracing]

Hi Twitter! Yesterday my family's restaurant took just £82 for the day's takings - all day. It is called the Haven, on the A30 London Road, 3 miles out of Salisbury. They do super breakfasts, amazing handstretched pizzas etc. 1/2

[Dave Ward @DaveWardGS]

A woman was murdered 10 days ago. Today a serving police officer was charged with this sickening crime.

Tonight, this is the image the met police has chosen to project to the world.

Utterly shameful.

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

“Teenage girl fights off attacker after being assaulted by man”

Fixed the headline for you x

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

Madness 🤯

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

☝🏼

[charlotte @charlotte_ord]

do u ever just look back at some of the states youve been in and wonder how the fuck youve not died yet

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

😢😢

[charl @chaarlchap]

My grandad went into a care home 5 weeks ago and my nan couldn’t live without him so she decided to move in and the care home did this for them my actual heart 🥺

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

@DerrenBrown David Bowie??

[Jodie Brooker @jodieeeb]

🤣

[LADbible @ladbible]

This lad decided to get his entire head waxed and it did not end well... 😱😂

🎥: Dick VanDyke (YT)

[LADbible @ladbible]

Dads are a never-ending source of entertainment 😂❤

[LADbible @ladbible]

He looks so proud of himself 😂💩