Jodie VD

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

@Skittles is this a joke?!?!?!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

This has sent me to heaven I am deceased

[Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss]

Best #Survivor voting montage since Erik gave away his immunity.

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Excuse the blurry photo but today my husband bought new shoes, put them on and threw his old ones out before leaving the mall. Is this normal behavior or did I marry a psychopath?

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Successfully got my husband into the Royal drama where he now sends ME the tea #KateGate #KateMiddleton #ken

[taylor-dior rumble @taylordiorr]

“were you photoshopped? or were you photoshopping?”

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

If Jake doesn't play his idol on himself I'm going to freak out #surv

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

I actually can't anymore.. this whole game.. I'm done #Survivor45 Katurah is the only one that should win this

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Jake.. I cannot 😐 keep your secrets to yourself!!

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Jake!!! Ahhh #Survivor45

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Ok it'd be cool if Jake or Katurah won. Or are the producers just trying to throw me off? #survi

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Love Katurah wanting to break up the duo. I think Dee will win but I'm not going to feel bad for Austin and Mama J because they didn't do anything for themselves #Survivor45

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

You ever feel your throat closing and think omg I’m allergic to something but then you realize it’s anxiety and you’re like ohhhhh I’m allergic to myself

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

My toxic trait is I can't take a bite of my food until I have a show playing and I know I'm not the only one

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

"Every Day" from #HighSchoolMusical2 just hits different. The song, the surprise reveal, the blue and white outfits, the cloudy sky background, the wind blowing. Best moment from all three movies

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

I'll never understand the people who stand in line to be first on the plane waayyy before boarding even starts... like I must be missing something right?

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Time to put the lone apple in my lunch bag so I can take it out again tonight

[Jodie VD @jodievd]

Nothing like waking up the morning after putting on fake tan to discover all the streaks and patches highlighting your horrible application