jodimediocre

You can roll with the rez rats but you’ll never get the big cheeez

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

I’m your 16th cousin , what’s the problem

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

“I only go to Saanich once a year for Laverne’s birthday”. Now look at me.

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

“What do nipple piercings taste like?”. “They taste like a house key”. “Shiiii I only know what house keys smell like”. 😂😭

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

*baby passes me a fake phone*

me:

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Still a 10

[Steve @thahumorguy]

she’s a 10 but is on that 4am-1pm sleeping schedule..

[invader zim @f8the]

when someone compliments ur look n it’s the worst outfit you’ve ever thrown together

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Sike, never left tumblr

[Duolingo @duolingo]

see y'all on tumblr

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Idgaf who dropped Rihanna getting the first listen tonight

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Snapped @dangerxriss being hysterical and crying. 5 minutes later I snapped her laughing and was like, “nah dw ris I’m a bad bitch again that was a good 1 hey”. She’s like ????

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I suck at being sad. 3 mins later I’m making jokes about my situation

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I hate being rushed fuck it just leave me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Gives me heartburn though 🥲🔫

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

@kwenkwalalh I’m here pimp

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I FaceTime my mom and sister in full face and my hair braided. “Why the fuck you look so good!? Pocahontas Porn Star!”. 😂😭🔫

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Y’all had no business putting grenadine in your Caronas. Still mad about that 1.

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Me except it’s 50 pound steelo

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

It’s be the least important class in college with the most work

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

“It’s not that deep” pause , these my feelings not yours

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Kendra saying her goodbyes today: “I can’t make it Sunday to help. Because I’ll be over there doing shacked up things”. 😂😭😭😭 was like fuck mbn

[jodimediocre @jodimediocre]

Dream setup jawn

[chavíto @Chavito316]

u can still hear the magnet doors opening and closing on this stereo