Jodi

[Jodi @jodimleach]

@chknuggetz You need to think before you tweet

[Jodi @jodimleach]

When you have to utter the words, “Hold on, I have to get a run for it” as a bus driver, maybe there shouldn’t have been school. #countrybusdriver #moredirtthanasphalt

[Jodi @jodimleach]

Day in the life Bus Driver edition: todays riders experimented with physics. Someone handed out marbles before leaving school. After the first few hills & a chorus giggles they were made to put them in their pockets before I lost my marbles #countrybusdriver #moredirtthanasphalt

[Jodi @jodimleach]

My Apple Watch just told me I could still do it! Not sure I believe her, but I appreciate the confidence she has in me. #AppleWatch #momlife

[Jodi @jodimleach]

@ewarren How about lowering tuition rates so we don’t get into this mess again? Most universities are not even having in person classes, yet rates haven’t dropped. Buildings unused, support staff out of work, still no cut in tuition. Explain that.

[Jodi @jodimleach]

@MaiselTV Walk of Shame

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On Wednesday’s commute I saw 16 deer, jumped 3 rabbit, yielded the right of way to one skunk and hurried 3 turkeys across the road. Did I mention I drive school bus? #countrybusdriver #moredirtthanasphalt #watchingsunraise

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@bigdandbubba The gang was killing it this morning!! Almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard at the mail order bride story.

[Jodi @jodimleach]

@offee41 Hope today is better!

[Jodi @jodimleach]

My husbands pie crust was great, pie needed bbq sauce though.

[Jodi @jodimleach]

Laid out pulled pork instead of roasted chicken from the freezer today, so we are having Pulled Pork Pot Pie, should be interesting. Follow me for other interesting recipes. 🤦🏻‍♀️#foodfail

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So done having kids. Can you return them when they are 18 & 23? Not looking for a refund just a return. #somedayssuck #itriedhard

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I am convinced that anyone that is driving 20 miles an hour on a road you can’t safely pass on is just doing it to piss the car behind off 😡 #xracerproblems

[Jodi @jodimleach]

I had a vision for today, then the clouds rolled in... #WednesdayThoughts

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I just apologized to the dryer for stopping the load twice in a row to add missed socks.🤦🏻‍♀️ Like she cares. #momlife

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I am getting a lesson in dog blood lines, if I want it or not. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Add to the list of ‘Things that drive Moms Crazy’ sheet sets that are no longer sets for no other reason than her kids are assholes. Who loses a whole sheet! I wash them, send them to be put away, then poof! Gone! Crazy

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The question of the summer: “Why buy a bathing suit that doesn’t cover the cheeks of your butt, but then spend the day at the pool picking it out of your crack?” It’s an epidemic.

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Is drinking an entire bottle of wine yourself, in one hour a bad sign? Asking for a friend 😉