Garand Father

[Garand Father @jodmache]

1,800 babies are born in England each day. I wish they weren’t

[Garand Father @jodmache]

Me with a knife vs Raytheon

[Garand Father @jodmache]

We all live in a yellow URINE STREAM

[Niko 🐺 @LoyaltyLivesNG]

If you gotta shit at the bar you might as well jus take yo ass home

[Garand Father @jodmache]

So deceptive, it looks just like the others

[Garand Father @jodmache]

When i eat the infamous yucky pistachio my face goes >;(

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I need serious help with tre flips

[Garand Father @jodmache]

You merely adopted the cum, i was born in it

[Garand Father @jodmache]

Like for a smh

[Garand Father @jodmache]

My brain is in agony

[V🦂 @vxprada]

cats are walking crystals.. they sit in areas to remove bad energy, their purr at a HEALING frequency & literally sit over your heart chakra

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I’m gonna have two kids that look like that big nasty baby from a while back and name them surge and vanquisher

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I only want one thing for my birthday this year and that’s thunderous applause

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I used to be an adventurer like you then i got cancelled

[Garand Father @jodmache]

Lebron could never frontside flip like dashawn

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

How LeBron pulling up to Staples Center for the Lakers game tonight

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I had 2 pieces of bread and now I’m gonna have 2 pieces of bread

[Garand Father @jodmache]

@h2ochuck Yeah dude it was a good guess still

[Garand Father @jodmache]

My grand vibe was the 1940

[Garand Father @jodmache]

@h2ochuck I fooled you this man is my grandfather

[Garand Father @jodmache]

I knew people who thought glass blunts were sick