Jodi J.

I'm an engineer of the Civil-est kind. I am also a super fan of any soccer team my kids play on and all things science.

[Jodi J. @jodster]

@meelonmuskusa 60 (1st x 2nd plus 1st)

[Jodi J. @jodster]

@CrumblCookies just paid over sixty dollars and almost $7 tip for an order from your Michigan Avenue store and only got half my order. Called the store and after taking my name THREE times and on hold twice, she told me the mgr would call me in three hours! Do better Crumbl!

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Poo Puppet https://t.co/ygSFpm5tVk via @YouTube

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Hey Apple… stop sending news articles I can’t read without paying a monthly subscription! All things Apple are fee based now. You’d think the astronomical price of phones would include something! It’s starting to feel like the spirit airlines of phone service.

[Jodi J. @jodster]

@VitalVegas Y’all are naive if you think kids don’t see way worse content at a way younger age from internet or peers. Instead of shielding kids from everything inappropriate, how about letting them see everything and teach them to get an education so this won’t be them in the future?

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. -Buddha

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Seeing #Snowthaproduct ⁦@HOBLasVegas Good energy and great show!

[Penn Jillette @pennjillette]

Every year on this date, Gilbert sent out the same tweet. Let’s pass it around.

"Dear Hitler happy birthday you’re dead and the Jews run the world haha”

[Jodi J. @jodster]

I really loved reading this…

[Penn Jillette @pennjillette]

A story I wrote about my friend @RealGilbert

https://t.co/1swDOF18Wx

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Wordle 269 2/6

🟨⬛🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m pretty good at this Wordle thing.

[Jodi J. @jodster]

How are you successful enough to drive a Tesla but can’t figure out how to pay to get out of a parking garage?

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

Once you let go of the idea ,
letting go of the person is easy.

[Jodi J. @jodster]

Courtesy of my very talented and funny friend Scotty Gunther… Joe Biden song.. https://t.co/lc1ydi1q7h via @YouTube

[Jodi J. @jodster]

To all the horses in the house let me hear you scream and shout and say NAY!

[Jodi J. @jodster]

If your boyfriend ever looks at you and says “just enjoy me,” don’t even contemplate your next move. Just start sprinting the other direction and never look back.

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

After getting stabbed in the back you should just be like “sweet, free knife!” and keep on rolling

[Jodi J. @jodster]

@LasVegasLocally That’s called a $.18 wind tax on everyone’s next NVE bill.

[Jodi J. @jodster]

I need a choir of women following me around saying “I know that’s right.” Cardi B is definitely on to something.

[That Fella Kev @ThatFellaKev]

Stewart: Do you want the good news or bad news?

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