Jody Bufkin

I’m just asking questions.

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And remember the 3 R’s of Wellness:
Get plenty of rest.
Drink water to recover.
Listen to Rush.

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Hey guys, don’t forget to take your vitamin d this winter.

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And try not to overdo it with vitamin b.

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@charley_kloss And a happy spotify wrapped day to you and yours

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@CoyoteWitness I honestly think that’s within my wheelhouse. I can’t wait.

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@CoyoteWitness Beautiful & romantic

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@CoyoteWitness Stupid hot

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The older I get the more I realize how much of a himbo I am.

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Tomorrow, I'm getting a day bed. Fighter of the night bed.

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@CoyoteWitness Last Podcast. So you know it’s true.

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We were working out to Ozzy at the gym and someone asked who Crowley was then everyone at the gym found out that I know way too much about sex magic.

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Came across a drum circle today and this guy looked at me and pointed at a drum. I said, “you looking at me?” He nodded. I walked into the circle only to see he was talking to his friend in front of me.

So now I’m frozen in the middle of the circle writing this tweet. Pls help.

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I live across the street from a playground which means I live across the street from the sound of children screaming like a Viking Horde riding into battle. It's cute.

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There are days in a every man’s life that make him a man:

The day he learns to drive

The day he gets married

And the day he ages out of the targeted demographic for The Joe Rogan Experience.

Each day is a blessing.

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We all have to stop lying to ourselves and admit that Atlanta sucks.

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This isn’t about mermaids, but it seems like a good time to mention that Hans Christian Andersen dropped in on Dickens after exchanging only a few letters, and stayed for 3 weeks which led to Dickens’ divorce.

He was kinda weird.

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Sometimes I’m like damn this would be a cool poem if it wasn’t about NEW Crushers Refrigerated Deserts tee em - Crush your Chill Today!

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Just like how Prufrock measured his life in coffee spoons, I have glasses prescriptions.

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I don’t know how but I did it.

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My goal as an advertiser is to make a campaign that will launch Brendan Fraser into the spotlight again.