Jody

Professional singer and writer, mom of 3, Roman Catholic, politically homeless. The longer I live, the more I understand the woman yelling at the cat.

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@SouthernKeeks These make me want to cry and also piss me off. How can anyone deliberately hurt a child?

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@DelusionPosting Lil Older Than 40 and My Doctor Said I Should 😬😬

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

How the fuck did NYC vote for this?

[George E. Pataki @GovernorPataki]

I was Governor of New York on September 11, 2001. The planes did not simply crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. They were hijacked and deliberately flown into those buildings by Islamist terrorists.

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@JoanneMason11 I am a hyper vigilant hamster

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@CoachBou0684 @tonyreggaetoni @PlisskenPatriot I love Creed and his https://t.co/ifQur3l90u

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@JennMGreenberg YESSSSSS. I never grow tired of them.

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

I’m not saying this to cause alarm.

Mamdani must be countered with extreme urgency.

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@PrayTheRosary I just pray both teams have fun!

[Hamster @Hammyincrisis]

Pls follow me 🐹

[MichelleCharlesworth @mcharlesworth7]

Train is more than 15 minutes late. There have been no updates. This is the crazy modified schedule on Morris and Essex. There is zero hope left in the people who take these trains. The only certainty is that you’re going to be disappointed. @NJTransit @abc7ny

[StanTheMan @StanTheManSTL]

@shannonrwatts

[Lyndsey Fifield @lyndseyfifield]

Mine weren't sufficiently troubling or serious for you, right?

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@GadSaad As a working musician I like to reply, “You can die of exposure.”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@Jinxdom @Kristinartz I was well into adulthood when I learned that everyone drew that S. I grew up in a little town named Sparta, and I always thought kids were doodling an unofficial Sparta logo or something.

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@capyincrisis I don’t even have to come on to the app for that 😱😬

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@Joeinblack @Pontifex Man, I really need to stop complaining about having to cantor two funerals in one day. I am NOT getting a toaster.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Jody @jodysoprano]

@capyincrisis Capotato