Joe

Family. Fun. Life. Laughter!

[Joe @Joe08888]

@REDactionAFC That’s nuts

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Arsenal 3-0 Coventry
Hull City 2-0 Manchester United
Brentford 3-0 Tottenham

Happy weekend, Gooners! 🍷

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tottenham get battered…

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

First match if season . Smiling before the game. Hope to be smiling after.

[7 on the shirt @7ontheshirt]

We got you on HD crying in the changing room after every dropped point Mr.Mentality.
You refuse to look your manager in the eye whilst he’s talking about how lonely he is because you drew v Brighton Mr.Mentality.

[Big Willy @Salibasexual02]

‘Second again ole ole’

The cheek of them 😂

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Wayne Rooney asked what made him special:

🗣️ Rooney: “Special? Mate, I had no flair. No stepovers, no tricks. You watched Ronaldo or Ronaldinho for that. I was just a street footballer. Pass, shoot, run, tackle. The basics. I just tried to do the basics better than everyone else.”

🗣️ Gary: “Wayne, you scored an overhead kick against City.”

🗣️ Rooney: “Nani crossed it. I was trying to score. How I got up there, I don’t know. That’s instinct. You do the basics every day for long enough, sometimes they don’t look basic anymore.”

[Tripsitter @Tripsittermag]

If you’ve never tried shrooms before, making your own mushroom chocolate bars is easy.

You only need a few ingredients to customize the taste and dose to your liking.

A THREAD: How To Make Magic Mushroom Chocolate🍄🍫

[Joe @Joe08888]

@FabrizioRomano Lil cunt

[Joe @Joe08888]

@gibeygiblet96 Show us a pic of use cunts?

[DaddyNeedsCoffee 🇺🇦 🚴‍♂️ 🎨 🇪🇺 @DaddyCoffee73]

“The last time I said ‘Andy Burnham’, I was talking about my brother’s porn collection!”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Probably would've been handy for England to have Saka on the pitch in a World Cup semi-final instead of Konsa crossing to Dan Burn. But at least he's been saved for the main event.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

When you hold the door open for somebody and they don’t say thank you

[Chris @prestonchris86]

First rule I'd introduce if I was PM; unemployed people are banned from leaving their house on a weekend.
You've had all cunting week to do stuff, leave the weekend for those who work and only get a day and a half to run errands.
Breaking of the rule would be death penalty.

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

Seeing the waiter bring out food to the people who arrived after you…

[Jay @jsdhillon0788]

Me to my kids:

I’ve just cleaned the inside of the car. Let’s keep it that way for a week at least boys.

Them:

[Aaron Wiener @Wieneraaron]

"Okay, I'm done looking at my phone."

My phone:

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Your girl hearing the PlayStation beep 30 seconds after the argument:

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday