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@ABC & @Directv can't come to an agreement so therefore approximately 11 million subscribers are unable to watch @NFL_MNF…

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You’ll know, when the math starts math’n.

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@TheRock https://t.co/H5f5lVHVMD

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Think about it. Today, You have more freedom of speech on twitter than you do in public. #FoodForThought

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The effort you put in won’t always be matched by what you get in return. #facts

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And they thought I was through… 😆

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Life is like a tree. You’re either growing or dying. If you’re not growing you’re dying.

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You’re either Satisfied, Hungry or Starving. #Success #Motivation

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If you’re an adult and call the police on your out of control 7 yr. old. that you cannot control.

Shame on you for taking on that responsibility.

#prayers

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets their feelings hurt, then it Turns into someone’s offended.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden

#dontbesoft

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🗣All Aboard! 🛳 Ship is about sail!

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Guess who’s back?!

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Run it!

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@PatMcAfeeShow Who?!

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I don’t know if any of you know this but, Dr. Seuss was never a "Doctor.”

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Keep your head on a swivel.

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With all these other employers shutting down. Traffic will be smoothly flowing while I’m on the way to work.

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Case closed

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You know who’s really laughing?

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I get all the damn toilet paper is gone. but the yogurt?!