I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse, and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE
@whysamanthawhy Sometimes when I get too hungry, I stand over the sink and shove shredded cheese into my mouth until I’m able to think about an actual meal.
BREAKING: California's electric grid operator is warning consumers "to be prepared for possible outages" this evening, w/ electricity demand expected to reach an all-time high.
It expects to declare Stage 3 emergency at 5:30pm, one step from rotating power outages.