Joe Boeding

You don't want to see my ugly mug.

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@zerochills Man that's almost as long as a CVS receipt.

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#CancelNetflix

They'll be fine without me. Stock sale executed; had a good run +43,889% =).

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Incompetence is the threat to democracy.
I think the approach of insults will only make the problem worse, of which I’m guilty. Instead, promote introspection.

I sincerely hope Kimberly of the @SecretService will take an introspective look and ask:
Am I capable of performing my duty?
Organizations mitigate incompetence by opening leadership positions.
Am I only here because of my gender?
Biden’s staff is all DEI.
Would I run from gunfire?
Confidence is not courage.
Why am I doing this?
Her face is empty of any joy.
Do I know the name Corey?
If not, she is heartless and dead inside.

I'm a nobody, but at least I'm honest with myself.

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@POTUS This is not Biden; too coherent

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@Lukewearechange Zuckerbucks (PARODY)

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@dom_lucre Are you sure? That guy is a fat fuck. Person on the roof looks pretty trim.

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@realDonaldTrump You are the Commander in Chief! What you did takes real courage that cannot be faked. Best wishes. Hope you have a good recovery.

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@LaurenWitzkeDE Would have been funny if the perp left them cuffed.

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@DrLoupis alcoholic cirrhosis

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@shootermcgavin @realDonaldTrump really pisses me off. I’m 40 years younger and can’t hit like that.

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@TheQuartering Dummy here…. Is 5000 a lot? I mean it’s 10x the cutoff but is it Johnny deep levels?

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@scrowder @GmorganJr Going to have 16 kids after tonight if you went home wearing that

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@Whotfismick Arcade cabinet

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@JamesOKeefeIII @OKeefeMedia @PimaSheriff @CCSofSOAZ Let’s rent a bus, fill it with a bunch of “bums,” and unload with everyone asking the security guard for a light.

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Community Warning: Avoid buying a @cricut! I just spent $528.63 on the Maker 3 and a bunch of accessories and will promptly return tomorrow. The hardware is great, the accessories are well made, but the software ruins everything.

- Software requires account
- All your stuff goes to their servers
- You have to work hard to avoid clicking on the "Start Free Trial Button;" they are everywhere, even in the menu!
- To work offline you have to first work online and then unplug your connection to work offline. (Per mfg docs)
- Want to make a sticker? No sticker for you. "Print Then Cut" is currently broken. You get spinny circle forever.

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@Timcast, Full term abortions are part of nature. I see no problem with full term abortions so long as the mother is forced to eat it.

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@Am_Blujay I was hoping little man would have chopped it

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@kylenabecker She’s been sniffin’ that cocaine…. She’s gettin’ higher than our grocery bills

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@POTUS can you fix the lisdexamphetamine shortage? I suffer from idiopathic hypersomnia and cannot function as a regular human being. Thanks.

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@creepydotorg Pretty sure that is air not electricity.