Joe Clay

America First. Pronouns: I, you, he/she, we, you, they. You should've learned that in 1st grade. I’m weird—it’s better than boring. Writer @dailydefamer

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@Hockey582004 @philthatremains Definitely safer. They don’t even let most kids see the light of day.

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@JackPosobiec At this point, it’s more likely that an eagle will fly across the national mall carrying a bill to Congress that it wrote than they’ll pass the SAVE Act.

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@MrAndyNgo Imagine getting angry at someone for wearing a shirt that if it were false, you wouldn't have a job.

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@imtweetn @LundukeJournal This

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@Droogstoppel13 @TheLanceAdams @LundukeJournal And it’s certainly not English or English grammar either.

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Gonna have to start trying this while hiking.

Been doing it all wrong

Pro gammer tip right here

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@philthatremains Great monologue about Americans and our spirit. There’s just one problem. That makes @IanCrossland the ultimate American because he believes he can control the weather. You can’t believe in yourself harder than that.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

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@JCeacc @ArmedEsquire @wil_da_beast630 So your “answer” is an unprepared answer about some future utopia. 🤣 You proved his point beautifully. I have an idea, when we get to the point where we have no murderers, we can work on selling off the prisons.

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One of the women in this video didn't even know the name of the person she voted for. Also, side note, make sure you always ask for more money. Everyone else made at least double. 😂

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So, first @OKeefeMedia posts about the election fraud going on in LA, and then someone else (from what I can tell) corroborates it. Spencer Pratt would win vs his opponent who conceded already if they weren't cheating as usual.

https://t.co/BZUypSjhfE

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Just like the Founding Fathers intended.

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

Life as a man

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@talismanquii @TaroTheCerelean @strawberrryboy That was actually the second time he told them what he was doing. 😂

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@demetria175231 @TaroTheCerelean @strawberrryboy Nah the point is, he DID tell them, twice, but he shouldn’t have to give a reason because he’s filming in a public space.

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@TaroTheCerelean @strawberrryboy About 10 seconds in he literally answers her question. “Oh, we’re just making a video about the river.” Sounds like there’s a riverwalk or something there. You know he answers because the blonde lady comes out and says, “why didn’t you just tell me that?”

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@ChemicalHazard @Timcast @DoctorTurtleboy Meant to say hyphen—not just dash. 😂

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@ChemicalHazard @Timcast @DoctorTurtleboy People have used EM dashes, EN dashes, and dashes for centuries. And some of us are actually smart enough to use them. Why do you think they’re in the dataset?

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@realDougStewart @ChemicalHazard @Timcast @DoctorTurtleboy I’m surprised some of these morons even know it’s an EM dash. Tell them there are EN dashes and the dash they use is actually called a hyphen and their minds will explode.

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@KyleTrainEmoji Not enough glazing.