𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️

𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗞 & 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸, 𝗡𝗬. 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@NevSchulman CLEARLY!

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@VirginRed You have terrible customer service! I’ve been following up on an issue since Monday and no one is replying to my emails. The fact you don’t have a direct line to call or a text team is ridiculous! I need this issue sorted ASAP!!

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

Weekend people watching.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@alxkpln You mean?

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@OriginalFunko Can someone from customer service contact me; you cancelled an order without any notification as to why and I would like to get the order reinstated!

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@MILoft91 Oh, you splashed out this trip then? Normally it’s a dumpster behind Hooters.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

#NewProfilePic

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

I need to become best friends with a flight attendant that lives in NYC. I work for Marriott, it would be match made in heaven! ✈️🏨

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@grey_gills @alxkpln, is this you? 🤣

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@ABCSharkTank @GwynethPaltrow If she can make bank on marketing a candle that smells like her Penis fly trap, she’s definitely the one to try and make a deal with 😏.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@alxkpln @TaraReid @charli_xcx So I’m guessing the nose is coke?

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

Waiting to get my hair cut, and a privileged white women bursts in and starts moaning that her two sons need their hair cut and that she called prior. If it wasn’t for the fact you started dropping the F bomb I would have let you got in front of me, but now you can wait! ✌🏻

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

Now I’ve moved to #NYC, I think it’s about time I made some friends. I have a pug, he’s pretty cool!

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@WaelTHFC @ItsAlexKaplan, you but make it @NASCAR

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@andy_hounslow 🤮🤮🤮

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

Apartment hunting in NY got me like 😮‍💨

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@Wulfux What?

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

@IGN @ItsAlexKaplan

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

When you get hit up by an old high school friend, for them to apologize for all the times they didn’t have your back and how you were a big influence on them. Yeah, that.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

Probably an unpopular opinion but it just bring out the trash in people. Literally just saw a bunch of kids throw cans of beer at traffic light for no reason.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 ⚡️ @joe_lightning]

St. Patrick’s weekend in Chicago has already clarified to me that I already need to get out of this city.