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23 - Plymouth - I am whatever I please

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I fancy a BBQ. Oh look it's raining...again

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@GabrielliaMegan It's a lovely day

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Sitting in the sun with a coffee and a book. Work can be so hard sometimes

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Over the next 49 hours I'm going to be at work for 40 of them.... Shoot me now

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A paramedic just banged on my window and almost gave me a heart attack. Is there any greater form or irony

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My belly is full of turkey and whiskey. Merry Christmas everyone

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A Saturday night in was definitely needed

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The Accountant is basically if someone asked what would the Deadpool film be like if it was played by Drax the Destroyer?

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@SewerRatWillow just because you've got the length doesn't mean you've got the time. Trust me

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Got myself a long weekend. So much more time to sleep!!

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I take back my last tweet. The 5th coffee did the trick

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There isn't enough coffee in the world to make this Monday morning any better

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@GabrielliaMegan apparently they're coming back to Plymouth in spring

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@GabrielliaMegan You Me At Six at releasing a new album!! Can we see them again??

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8 and half hours of tattooing booked

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@steven1o2 is that the Kalculating Karate Krab??

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Getting to sit down all day and unlimited free tea and coffee. Best job ever?

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Well done Plymouth!! #PlyGrad @PlymUni

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@joe_patching until you're mates find you and before long you're have a fucking tea party outside the club at 3:30 in the morning

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You know you're drunk enough when it's too confusing to stand and smoke so you have sit on the damp floor and be judged by everyone