Joe Powell

'they say music can alter moods and talk to you'

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@Ryanair I boarded a flight on Friday. This was what I boarded to. I asked the stewardess to clean the mess up@but she said she didn’t have the facilities to clean it up. I then had to endure the flight that left an hour late with an incredible mess under my feet. Just awful

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@avfcleo You’re shite lad

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@waitrose purchased a packet of 16 pigs in blankets from your shop only to find one missing!! Someone's going hungry

[Hannah @hannahefox_]

We're going on a road trip and Charlie's got road rage so I put on Despacito and now he's like

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

I'm HIV positive #shitmytrumpsays @TheLastLeg

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@andrewpugh94 @LFC I do bits.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Some say when N'Golo Kante lost his virginity, he won it back.

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

Ready for the best two days of batting ever #bbccricket

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@gulleysarah bitch you tripping

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

thought id nailed a 66/1 bet with mirallas to score and everton to win 3-1, turns out it was mirallas to score first.... fucking fuming!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

All-time PL table:
1. Man Utd: Pld 862, Pts 1841
2. Arsenal: Pld 863, Pts 1624
3. Chelsea: Pld 863, Pts 1595
4. Liverpool: Pld 863, Pts 1500

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Jack Wilshere - A professional hospital patient whose career has been blighted by appearances for Arsenal.

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

Got my ticket for @EnglandRugby v Uruguay at the Rugby world Cup next year at the @EtihadStadiumAU #RWC2015 #fuckcity #buzzing

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@EmDFoster your strange, i hope thays not true just for mans thoughts sake

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Sunday League warm-up:

1) Jog
2) Open the gate
3) Close the gate
4) Fag
5) Take free-kicks
6) Piss in the bush

[Squawka @Squawka]

4. Balotelli vs. Origi. We compare the start to the season of the strikers - http://t.co/cMlKqIAnUh

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

Anyone now agreeing that balotelli is the worlds most overrated player? How long will it take! #pileoffuckingshit

[ReviewFootball @ReviewFootball]

Saw this yesterday. Ronaldo is basically better than Liverpool...

[Joe Powell @joe_powell112]

@niamhmurphee i think i remember, at the bar yes?