Joe Ruu

you will always find me in the kitchen at parties

[SportsBall @_SportsBall_]

The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️

[Hoosier Hammer 🔨🦬🏆🏈 @Brentonmfender]

This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Gary Neville on Haaland throwing the ball at the back of Gabriel's head before running off when celebrating a last minute equaliser:

"Me and Carra laughed when we saw it because it’s funny (he did say it could have been a red card)."

Neville on Gabriel shouting in Haaland's face after an Arsenal goal:

"I think it's a bit disrespectful. I just didn't like that, it made me feel a little bit uneasy, it was a little bit disrespectful."

🤔🤔

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is who @ElonMusk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.

Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

👀
Blimey this chart from the @resfoundation today is quite something.
No other parliament in modern history has seen quite such a big fall in living standards.
And, as I said yday, the contraction in disposable income will STILL be going on next year, during the election…

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

What’s the policy again?

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Public interest in ‘small boats’ grows according to the scale & tone of coverage. Tory politicians & Tory media gleefully & cynically exploiting some of the most desperate people on the planet to distract voters from the mess they’ve made of our country. It’s so crass & obvious.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Weird that I don’t remember JRM complaining about a right-wing stitch up when David Frost stopped being a civil servant advising the government and became a Tory minister in the Lords instead. But maybe that’s different.

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @guardian_sport https://t.co/fdO99rCk4K

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

🧵RISING INTEREST RATES ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN YOU MIGHT THINK🧵
This is important (hence the caps).
I’m a bit worried people are being WAY too complacent about rising interest rates.
They assume that because they’re so low now vs the 1990s, this’ll be a walk in the park.
NO.

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

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[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

It’s all there in Britannia Unchained, co-authored by Liz Truss and Kwarteng: the pound can collapse, borrowing and mortgages can soar, pensioners can freeze, kids can go hungry, as long as the economy is ripe for venture capitalists freed from regulation and, ideally, tax.

[Joe Ruu @Joe_Ruuu]

@TicketmasterUK @TicketmasterCS @SandCFestival The sales website is still advertising it as ‘Lil Wayne’s only UK show for 14 years’ 🤣🤣🤣

[Joe Ruu @Joe_Ruuu]

@TicketmasterUK No option of a refund or way to resell tickets. After the festival was almost solely advertised as ‘Wayne’s First performance in the UK in 14 years’. Really shameful stuff @TicketmasterCS @SandCFestival

[Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson]

Bit weird that a supposedly key part of the British constitution is a pdf that can be updated on a whim. Cool system!

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

In answer to my question #NadineDorries said she thought 96% of the 56,293 respondents in her public consultation supported privatisation. She was wrong. The opposite is the case - as I explained to her. 96% of those her department surveyed opposed privatisation.

[Ciara @Ciara_BK]

23 yr old hits on me. I tell him im 30. He says “oh so can I get your email then”

10/10