Joe Walker

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Ze Germans have become us 20 years ago

[Joe Walker @Joe_walker99]

@HLTCO If he comes off his line and goes the wrong way you score, if he comes off his line and goes the right way, you get a re-take. Gave the whole country a heart attack but if you know he does that when you stutter it does make sense to do it

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Joe Walker @Joe_walker99]

@FootyAccums Z,7h7 myyynyy7g7l,2 2s , 77 8kg 7ci8v7ck77yyttrw is. 5 s 22 w 7kh8y 7kh gk 7v8 7y 2eŵ1 is 8dh

[Current Report @Currentreport1]

BREAKING:

Norwegian team Bodø/Glimt announced that all the money from ticket sales for their match against Tel Aviv will be donated to Gaza.

[// @aggzzx]

Spanish media is weaponising Yamal’s humility in a form of veiled racism.

Some thoughts here:

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Everything about this place was nice today. Thanks for the away support! 💙

Congrats on your hat-trick, @NoniMadueke_! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Each day on PL there is one main crisis club. The goal is to never be it

[Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe]

The baby is Ratatouilleing her archery

[Jackie English 🦊😺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @Jackie_Buddie]

It’s with great sadness that my Auntie Cathy (Rutherford) has very suddenly passed away this week. Born in Glasgow my Auntie Cathy was a trade unionist to the core and remained politically active her whole life. This famous clip shows you exactly where she stood.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

@Re7ceRevivaI also nice that three days ago I made the best day of your life and three days later I should disappear from face of earth, maybe on Wednesday you’ll ask me to marry your sister and then to deactivate my account on Saturday 😵‍💫

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

Crying this has finished me https://t.co/Ewjh2RMFgo

[Joe Walker @Joe_walker99]

Jorginho knowing he is too shit to try and tackle the guy and deciding to foul him before hes even 5 meters away, then failing to foul him, is the most Jorginho thing to ever happen.

[Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein]

In the summer of 2009 President Obama held two meetings with historians to impart what wisdom they could about his tasks ahead. At the first, Garry Wills told him to get out of Afghanistan because it would turn into another Vietnam. He wasn't invited to the second.

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

this illusion broke my brain 🤯

[t @pacinoalfilms]

my family me explaining
watching a where we've seen
movie each actor before