frannie

21 // he/him

[wayne @citrushemlock]

its kinda beautiful how into it he got, like he did not need to be doing the full cateye dude

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

One thing I love about Rodney Dangerfield is that whoever in his estate posts clips on the YouTube channel titles them all like “Johnny Carson’s Candy Ass Can Barely Keep Up With The Inimitable Rodney Dangerfield”

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

Jared, we're gonna need you to leave

[miss foxy☭🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @FoxyMarxist]

"thoughts and prayers" everyone in that video in either tibet or nepal is dead. all those people running, they are dead. no one can survive that. they are the latest victims of climate crisis brought to you by imperialism and colonialism of the first world that is ecociding us

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

[frannie @joe_weed]

@Dixeenormous1 @HomerFan1738 Theres a bottom head and a top head on a king card

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

its so badass in the seinfeld opening credits when jerry is riffing particularly well and his little song starts the "oh he's good" leitmotif

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

I started out as a spy playing Harry Palmer now I am playing Finn McMissile in Cars 2

[no earthquake (doesn't know maths) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[frannie @joe_weed]

The headmaster: I say, In all my 40 years of teaching , you, Peanut Butter Baby, are by FAR the worst student i've ever had the DISpleasure of teaching!

Peanut butter baby: ahg

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[buddy ★ @eldritchbuddy]

got it?? #ntbts

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

always carry at least a point and shoot with you imo. it’s never a bad idea.